早上七點，陳小衰從床上醒來，心情大好。今天是個特別的日子——他決定要改變人生！不再倒楣、不再搞砸任何事！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDh8MU9nQF
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「從今天起，我要做一個正常人！」他站在鏡子前握拳宣誓。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p1aInetVF
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五分鐘後，他踩到自己的拖鞋，整個人用飛撲的姿勢摔進了衣櫃。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42uIYbBag8
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「沒事！只是小小的意外！」陳小衰爬起來，繼續對自己洗腦。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEkzhgD4hp
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然後，他拿起牙刷，擠上牙膏，往嘴裡一放——嗯？怎麼辣辣的？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e1EATDOoL
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他低頭一看，手上那條「牙膏」寫著三個大字：洗面乳。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek4c6Lwacs
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「呃呃呃呃呃！！！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne8oyT8tQg
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當他一邊狂漱口一邊懷疑人生的時候，他的手機突然響了。來電的是他的兩個死黨，王小霉和李必衰，沒錯，他們就是命運選中的「倒霉三人組」。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKTBNspsfu
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王小霉：「快！我們去試試今天一定不會倒楣的方法！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM17aPVkgB
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李必衰：「我們找到一本書，上面說只要我們三個在出門前大喊三次我是幸運兒，就能改變命運！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqPz8wGaoB
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陳小衰：「真的假的？感覺很唬人欸……」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztXrGfTth1
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王小霉：「不試試看怎麼知道？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf3q3BkmxV
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三個人站在公園集合，手牽手，深吸一口氣，齊聲大喊——38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z3WEPLpyK
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「我是幸運兒！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZ95YUiY5z
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「我是幸運兒！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFmK9efZEH
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「我是幸運兒！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmxfA40dSJ
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然後，天上的鳥直接往他們頭上拉了一坨……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9fCX2rT9b
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