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No Plagiarism!46qHbHoQ1mHdpOwIfV6jposted on PENANA 他不投河......8964 copyright protection406PENANAU7MiuO3DH1 維尼
也得讓大家以為他已經投河了!不然端午連假呢?8964 copyright protection406PENANAbEBIILIsEL 維尼
所謂屈原當年不投河,沒粽沒假沒龍舟。8964 copyright protection406PENANAyquCZyDDQv 維尼
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嗯嗯,不過他是個好人才,有助於我寫報告做功課和研究,投河也太可惜了。8964 copyright protection406PENANA9dnemiOYoz 維尼
於是我決定把他帶到未來,並且在他的時代傳播“屈原愛國、已跳河”的消息然後教可愛的村民們做粽子餵魚......8964 copyright protection406PENANAQkww3VsInf 維尼
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事情就是這樣,隔天一大清早,我就坐上了時光機,回到屈原的時代去。8964 copyright protection406PENANA3rhfAuqeBW 維尼
「唉...」屈原一臉生無可戀,就這樣連遺書都沒寫,跳了下去。8964 copyright protection406PENANA3qt0KZ7GVC 維尼
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「齁喔喔!泥給我修但幾咧!」千鈞一髮之際,我開著時光機抓住了屈原。8964 copyright protection406PENANAsTCb8Kxk9f 維尼
喔,真是好險,差點痛失人才。8964 copyright protection406PENANAQxzMbkybZA 維尼
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「您、您是......」那傢伙一臉矇,還看起來有點慌張,對古人......怎樣都不太好解釋,既然如此就.........8964 copyright protection406PENANA7UOXW73HjI 維尼
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「我乃神仙是也!今日吾將帶你至天堂!」這種時候說自己是神就對,反正在古人眼裡是差不多啦~8964 copyright protection406PENANATFce8dF1NY 維尼
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「可、可......」屈原結結巴巴的,大概是想告訴我他很無能吧。沒用啦!我說要帶你走就是要!我可是幫助了多少人才裝死你都不知道。410Please respect copyright.PENANAAIf2W6MAnm
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「廢話少說~我待會將要讓你受重用並過上吃飽喝足沒有戰爭沒有背叛拋棄沒有自殺只有好多多工作的生活,有沒有心動?」哈哈,你不要也得要,上了這台時光機就沒有回頭的餘地了。410Please respect copyright.PENANAr2oue3zZ4d
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「來來,先吃粽子不要講話。神旨不可違。」我在他的面前放了粽子一疊,總之就先堵住他的嘴,回家再解釋就對。410Please respect copyright.PENANA9LUtaHpipx
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就這樣非常順利的屈原先生非常稅吏的被我帶回~家了,再把他丟在研究室交代了幾件事後我自己又回到了當代。8964 copyright protection406PENANAkuC0NqSU8v 維尼
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接下來就是宣傳粽子龍舟跟屈原已掛。8964 copyright protection406PENANAJCoMMKv6T6 維尼
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