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「我好想吃櫻桃可樂聖代啊啊啊!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAeJKSnIgPOX
「吵死人了啦──!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAjkvg13Dm06
星期日早上還不到九點半。236Please respect copyright.PENANAPHdvSisWGJ
理查這傢伙自從昨天半夜在網路上看到Luna咖啡廳特製聖代的介紹後,就開始一直吵著要親自去朝聖。236Please respect copyright.PENANAUvareTbjtO
所以打從天色微微透出一點光亮,這傢伙就偷偷從櫥櫃爬到我床邊,對著我的耳朵不斷維持誦經般的低頻節奏,搞到我差點有種前往極樂世界的錯覺。236Please respect copyright.PENANAui3Mh5N95o
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「拜託帶我去啦由加~今天不吃到可樂聖代我肯定會死掉啊!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAoL8amLgxL8
「噁心死了,一個大男人這樣噁心死了!再說那個聖代上次柊學姊就有點了啊,是你自己沒吃到吧?我明明就覺得還好而已。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ8kCrzP3e
「說什麼傻話,那天我光是忙著管教佐伯那個累贅就忙不過來了,一口都沒吃到那道被評價為可樂界至寶的聖代大人啊!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAtK9yU00v5n
理查就像個死小孩一樣死命搖著我的手臂,逼不得已我只好從床上坐了起來……週末一大清早就被騷擾真是有夠累的。236Please respect copyright.PENANAEdHlkCOISL
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「我說,你既然這麼想去的話,為什麼不乾脆找小希去?就當作第一次約會也行啊……」236Please respect copyright.PENANAXhVr2DwN1p
「哼,開什麼玩笑,身為一個男人怎麼拉得下臉去拜託女人呢?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAAvCAo3Hiiq
「……喂,你還真的沒把我當女的看啊。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAQKo0CbS9kG
好累,現在的我連吐槽的力氣都沒有。236Please respect copyright.PENANAZCOljoB4BK
於是我一股腦地倒回軟綿綿的枕頭上──嗯……有夠舒服的,好!我決定翻過身去,懶得理旁邊這隻煩到不行的蜥蜴。236Please respect copyright.PENANAotBrFj4sv5
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「嘖,居然來這招嗎?現在我跟妳說認真的,妳要是不帶我去的話,作為踐踏我尊嚴的代價,就別怪我使用那招了。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAPnQSerEy5o
似乎是發現我全然沒有要起床的意思,理查這傢伙居然切換到嚴肅的語氣威脅我起來。236Please respect copyright.PENANAZBrZ7b0P2H
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「是是是,你愛怎樣就怎樣吧。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAcBm6YDpdf0
睡眠不足可是美容的大敵。236Please respect copyright.PENANAorQlUsDDDY
由於從清晨就被一直干擾的關係,連一點點睡飽的充實感都沒有。236Please respect copyright.PENANAvpi6wiNRm7
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「由加。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAQIkvcx92Wx
「幹嘛?先說好,我可沒打算起來喔。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAtQM7rPnMMn
「我要滴口水到妳的枕頭上。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA5DJnintQmr
「呀啊啊啊啊……!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAr2mCBDBiJg
不是吧!?236Please respect copyright.PENANAZinJCuzk6m
驚恐的轉過頭去,理查居然真的開始在分泌大量口水──哇,流出來了流出來了,這混帳蜥蜴到底想對少女的枕頭做什麼啊!!!236Please respect copyright.PENANAEXHWrNRG9c
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「等一下等等等等!!帶你去總可以了吧!!快點給我住手!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANALf12VGsHQ8
「來噗及了,偶決定要對泥降下神罰──」236Please respect copyright.PENANA6YASZgRLPu
「都說了快住手啊啊啊啊!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANArJalAVxj1b
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「嗚……可惡!噁心死了啦……!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAGaKSD9u0DX
下樓以後,我馬上衝到洗手臺前面拼了命用肥皂洗手。236Please respect copyright.PENANA0oLEKDRnjV
要不是最後一刻我臨機應變用手去接住,造成的精神創傷絕對比現在還要嚴重許多,還得面臨最喜歡的枕頭得直接扔到垃圾桶的下場。236Please respect copyright.PENANA1LqHtZMe8U
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老爸和老媽似乎相親相愛地出去爬山了,佑介似乎也出門去練球,整個家裡面空蕩蕩的。236Please respect copyright.PENANAvgGa4jrtBz
拜那隻該死的蜥蜴所賜,這下根本睡不著的我只好抓著翹起來的頭髮,一邊打開冰箱覓食。236Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7CvdBEba5
冰箱裡面的東西還算不少,但撇開琳瑯滿目標示著【超激筋肉】的蛋白質飲品不論,目前能拿來當作早餐似乎也只剩下牛奶了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAKfKKAxJZEl
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「呃──沒吃東西就喝冰的應該不要緊吧?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAVCfwJvkuw5
我摸了摸自己的腹部,並往玻璃杯裡面倒入冰涼的乳製品,同時思索著根本無關緊要的問題。早上起床習慣性的低血壓,沒有攝取營養的話,昏昏沉沉的腦袋必需要經過好一陣子才能開始運轉,受到疲憊影響的四肢也有夠無力的。236Please respect copyright.PENANAoa4j0S9zT0
就在我準備咕嚕咕嚕地喝下最後一口牛奶的時候,意外發現烤麵包機上面那位不請自來的訪客──236Please respect copyright.PENANARiDGn2yYrk
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一隻黑漆漆的蒼蠅。236Please respect copyright.PENANAzukfSGIGY7
紅通通的複眼死盯著我看,前肢還像是洗手般搓啊搓的。236Please respect copyright.PENANABmrTAOc23X
平常極少機會出現在家裡的害蟲,現在正得意地向我這個代理屋主宣揚自己不久前所佔據的領地。236Please respect copyright.PENANAYkhdg6B0Z1
老爸之前就經常提到,沒有理由拒絕正面上門的挑戰書。236Please respect copyright.PENANApf4i6pUY8j
既然如此,過一會就由我來成全你這──236Please respect copyright.PENANAaPRfAQMolt
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「理查破喉擊!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANApx7wqUpmWT
「噁噗──!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAhiDB1leLxb
吞到一半的牛奶頓時就像噴泉一樣劃出美妙的曲線。236Please respect copyright.PENANAjGPNZ3Dj9q
突如其來對著喉嚨施加的劈砍,將我的脖子瞬間打凹慘不忍賭的「ㄑ」字型。236Please respect copyright.PENANApxNjwYH0LH
不用說,會這樣做的傢伙當然只有──236Please respect copyright.PENANAGbkKOTOwjM
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「你到底在幹嘛啦!白痴蜥蜴──!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANADNxdgakbKx
「喂喂喂,妳這女人把別人的示好當作什麼了?我可是自覺剛剛做的太過分了,才想著用男子漢的方式讓妳打起精神呢。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAlEOG4I2tAo
好樣的,這傢伙居然還給我用爽朗的笑容比出大拇指,完全不像有在反省的樣子。236Please respect copyright.PENANAXoAhs0JudP
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「……那還真是謝謝啊,還有,我根本沒有喉結好嗎。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAl2gbSB9QmF
身心俱疲地回應他,反正我這邊完全沒有懷著任何感謝之情。236Please respect copyright.PENANAbIA510oJHI
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「啊──蒼蠅!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAs5zYfDhru0
突然想到還有正事得先處理。236Please respect copyright.PENANAJIiBbZwRLC
果不其然,在經過剛才一陣騷動以後,蒼蠅不知道藏身到那個角落去了。236Please respect copyright.PENANATnKs6iNi6O
啊啊,煩死了,要是就這麼放著不管肯定會坐立難安的。236Please respect copyright.PENANA1U4hyEllQz
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「怎麼,這個家裡跑蒼蠅進來了嗎?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAYTmUIAMLHs
理查探頭跟著往烤麵包機的方向看,結果當然是什麼也沒有。236Please respect copyright.PENANAqz4X359o4i
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「還不都是因為你這白痴,現在根本找不到了啦!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAvGh0SlqQIo
「哼哼哼……」236Please respect copyright.PENANAztmaeX69gK
「怎樣?沒事別亂發出怪聲音。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAgKopgcvvia
「哼哼哼哼,太天真了,由加!妳這樣簡直就跟拿倍利卡去換啤酒的男人一樣天真!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAK8d2Dvd9Eu
「哈啊?」236Please respect copyright.PENANA6uJdMQqN4u
「不對,應該這麼說吧,就像是熬夜趕進度看漫畫的小鬼一樣,以為看完最後的47天就會完結,但萬萬沒想到居然還有那該死的第48天後那般天真啊!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2FsBjXxSf
「咦──冷凍庫裡面居然有巧克力草莓?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAda4ZbvV8A3
嚼嚼嚼嚼嚼……嗯?怎麼會──意外地超好吃耶!236Please respect copyright.PENANAj4pQiDF1sp
草莓的香氣在咬碎的時候散發出來,哦哦,與外層包覆的巧克力完美融合在一起了,怎麼形成這難以言喻的絕妙口感的呀。236Please respect copyright.PENANAtY8fR17oEf
呃,這被人刻意用貼紙遮住的保存期限是怎麼回事?不過都吃下肚了,還是先裝作沒看到好了……236Please respect copyright.PENANAvLPHORJm75
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「別把我當空氣啊妳這吃貨,聽好了,我要說的就是──蒼蠅可是有趨紫外線的特性,知道嗎?」236Please respect copyright.PENANALLeqW3DnX3
「我有在聽啊,但不知道你在說什麼,趨紫外線是什麼意思?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAUBW0gcCGdk
「都說到這地步了還不懂嗎?也就是說,只要能製造出紫外線的話,蒼蠅什麼的可是直接手到擒來!比用皇帝牌逆轉人生還要容易啊!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAxL0Lr95vQY
碰地,理查用力地鎚了一下冰箱。236Please respect copyright.PENANAX00YBziPTS
是說這傢伙為什麼一大清早情緒就能這麼激昂啊?236Please respect copyright.PENANATDaSuqFaio
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「可是我記得LED燈是沒有紫外線的吧?」236Please respect copyright.PENANANUbbeYBXTC
「這還不簡單,只要製作出紫外線不就行了?妳先幫我把這些東西準備過來──」236Please respect copyright.PENANALr5pyFjJDy
由於理查交代的東西並不算太難,再加上我真的很想除掉那隻害蟲,雖然有點懷疑,但還是勉為其難幫他準備了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAFxWBcRTSmz
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搜集起來的東西分別有:保鮮膜、剪刀、一杯冰水,還有藍色跟紅色的水性原子筆。236Please respect copyright.PENANA679DrBbtJ3
一字排開在餐桌上看起來還真有點實驗課的樣子。236Please respect copyright.PENANAXxIXKNCfdz
理查在爬到椅子上以後,就一副以教師的態度自居,而且還不知道從哪弄來了一件全白的實驗衣。236Please respect copyright.PENANA64w0qhYAiu
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「咳,首先給妳上點基礎的知識,紫外線是指在100至400 nm的波長,而一般LED燈的白光是藉由兩三種光組合而成的,但基本上離不開550至700 nm這個區間。也就如妳所說的,只是LED燈的話無法將蒼蠅引誘出來。」236Please respect copyright.PENANALNexnksM7D
「原理什麼的我是真的聽不懂啦,比起那個,現在你是打算怎麼做?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAaE59ZCCvPz
「哼,真是毫無上進心的女人,我就簡單示範一遍給妳看吧,這可是連妳都學得會的呢。首先將兩支筆芯拿出來剪開,放到水裡面攪一攪──」236Please respect copyright.PENANAm9XDHorkuu
一紅一藍的筆芯就像是兩支魔法棒一樣。236Please respect copyright.PENANA6V066PgzPp
將玻璃杯內透明的水分別染成自己的色彩,過沒幾秒便漸漸交互融合成為淡淡的紫色。236Please respect copyright.PENANAtpTNLWUIHk
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「接著將保鮮膜撕一段放到冰水裡面,就這樣別碰它好好靜待一段時間,有沒有對於科學的奧妙感到敬佩不已啊?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAcO87pSusvu
「嘛……不得不說還蠻神奇的就是了,想不到用身邊的這些小東西就能製造紫外光了。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAOgLVyvYvef
我將臉湊到玻璃杯前面,看著那在裡面緩緩旋繞的紫色染料。236Please respect copyright.PENANAjKGLRpAMYs
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「接著像這樣用全身放出太陽般耀眼的光芒就可以了,喝─!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAvsSuq5di9m
「唔喔,真的好亮!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4tdkNgJhI
原來如此,只要用全身──236Please respect copyright.PENANAD7qSCcofBc
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「不對你給我等一下啊啊啊!!那前面的實驗根本完全沒必要吧!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAPYCilumiDG
「什麼傻話,那可是聖騎士沈澱心靈的重要儀式,如何?不跟著來試一試嗎?只要有跟聖騎士一樣充滿榮耀的心,任誰都能發出璀璨的光芒呢!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAIKyNolf05V
「最好每個人都能像你這樣隨便發光啦!!!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5FZJEbvfH
聖騎士沒事都在學這種莫名其妙的招式嗎!這個職業也太可悲了吧!!236Please respect copyright.PENANAvxzHabWJQx
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「我練球回來了──什麼,老姊跟理查哥居然一起聚在好亮的廚房裡面,是在玩什麼遊戲嗎!?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAKAIEgktbWa
這個一百九十公分多的大塊頭一踏進廚房,我家這只有四坪大的餐廳頓時就變得擁擠起來。236Please respect copyright.PENANAYo8XO1v9qc
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「唷,回來的正是時候啊佑介,我跟由加正相親相愛地玩用身體發出耀眼光線的遊戲呢。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA98ewMO2Vzr
「才不是相親相愛好不好!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAVhRfcc4pZB
我邊瞇著眼睛邊吐槽,是說這未免也太刺眼了吧!?236Please respect copyright.PENANA6uC4m95wY2
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「真不錯,讓我一起加入吧!喝─!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAxdlDglqRQA
「為什麼連你也會發光啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」ㄅㄅㄅ236Please respect copyright.PENANA8sli2huNGS