跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧770Please respect copyright.PENANAjoqYIp6OGN
KP :沒錯770Please respect copyright.PENANA0A7NGhuIrC
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?770Please respect copyright.PENANAK6T9PzhsRn
NPC :肯定有。770Please respect copyright.PENANAZg4QyoTULl
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來770Please respect copyright.PENANALbIAJX81Vu
玩家:有多少條?770Please respect copyright.PENANAiVFL6s5T9o
KP :嗯……770Please respect copyright.PENANAecXQeAfygE
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)770Please respect copyright.PENANAh4wha5td67
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。770Please respect copyright.PENANAYtcYbTDjxd
(巧手失敗)770Please respect copyright.PENANA41H5QLiAMr
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。770Please respect copyright.PENANA1CICShyhRj
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。770Please respect copyright.PENANAL0TD9uwG4w
(巧手成功)770Please respect copyright.PENANAcGg6wxTs0W
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?770Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7TuOLG2VW
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅770Please respect copyright.PENANAvykeWnf4Hu
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?770Please respect copyright.PENANAqp41AnCI5Q
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲770Please respect copyright.PENANAI1LyttwQtz
我 :……770Please respect copyright.PENANAdz78QRSZrG
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……770Please respect copyright.PENANAHLgRYaeoBq
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒770Please respect copyright.PENANAGYA941HgBF
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving770Please respect copyright.PENANALdt5NAM0aO
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)770Please respect copyright.PENANAdRq4bZrBey
我 :roll 1d20 = 1770Please respect copyright.PENANAhCffu7R6hS
我角色:暴斃770Please respect copyright.PENANAB49lorv0CW
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線770Please respect copyright.PENANA3qTeXowuQa
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?770Please respect copyright.PENANAGRHmnMVtbd
全員:(望)770Please respect copyright.PENANAT4CCza39at
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生770Please respect copyright.PENANAxrVaJgldSX
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個770Please respect copyright.PENANAkxLYPDZ1nu
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。770Please respect copyright.PENANAKgrCAkKZTs
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事770Please respect copyright.PENANAA7ncg7tZVe
隊友A:我沒有印象770Please respect copyright.PENANAVbZtjvsAEe
我 :(翻查Notes)770Please respect copyright.PENANAtUgbIJscEs
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)770Please respect copyright.PENANAvKAHwBLARX
DM:做個說服檢定770Please respect copyright.PENANAD0Wsocgzfm
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9770Please respect copyright.PENANAAvOv3UDt5O
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……770Please respect copyright.PENANAKxJwwhuJm5
我 :但我的骰點不夠高770Please respect copyright.PENANAOr4PAGLvVO
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?770Please respect copyright.PENANAIAt1XS4FsQ
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧770Please respect copyright.PENANARtXO1JFeYO
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)770Please respect copyright.PENANALrzRy7shSR
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?770Please respect copyright.PENANARHOxpBhTrx
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?770Please respect copyright.PENANAoDJITdWwNz
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——770Please respect copyright.PENANABEp9Wldf1C
我 :蛤?全部?770Please respect copyright.PENANAv5BbrraHmH
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。770Please respect copyright.PENANAWjM3QqTmqt
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!770Please respect copyright.PENANAFxnWXpbeQ3
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!770Please respect copyright.PENANA1y4Aa8SMUw
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!770Please respect copyright.PENANAc1bCoQY1kR
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?770Please respect copyright.PENANAxlLhNoXFEw
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?770Please respect copyright.PENANAReW5fTuaFx
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance770Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ3m2NwJVu
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!770Please respect copyright.PENANAVfZZ9nmnRb
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)770Please respect copyright.PENANAUac1GPf7QI
(稍後)770Please respect copyright.PENANAMrcmLPmJsX
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?770Please respect copyright.PENANAcDS3HMHO1P
我 :……770Please respect copyright.PENANALARrHkVdEi
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)770Please respect copyright.PENANASZmHfWyWR4
我 :這個是770Please respect copyright.PENANAn1L4EmLoJI
我 :混合隻揪。770Please respect copyright.PENANAV6X7iyJMDc
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動770Please respect copyright.PENANA0OSmYqhzsY
我 :唔好啊!!!!!770Please respect copyright.PENANAVTjonTCCiS
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》770Please respect copyright.PENANArkIpdZhABj
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!770Please respect copyright.PENANAHQPvTYUwC0
隊友: :(770Please respect copyright.PENANAytdl2JoPcX
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)770Please respect copyright.PENANAi0BI0Qev7c
我 :炮房770Please respect copyright.PENANAoheeYWApc7
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉770Please respect copyright.PENANAZgDk16WtSx
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?770Please respect copyright.PENANALboirz3sxe
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間770Please respect copyright.PENANAWfP2SemFe2
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!770Please respect copyright.PENANAIZhTyxcuiB
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?770Please respect copyright.PENANAEbPWbuAiJv
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了770Please respect copyright.PENANAxNSjCAR0tq
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方770Please respect copyright.PENANA0qPs314yww
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙770Please respect copyright.PENANAakyr1XUmgU
DM:……770Please respect copyright.PENANAkUhPLta6Ew
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)770Please respect copyright.PENANAj9J1SzfEsw
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC770Please respect copyright.PENANAA2Jx2HTBVN
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——770Please respect copyright.PENANAGy19WGXaO9
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」770Please respect copyright.PENANAqlRXywsjU1
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?770Please respect copyright.PENANAtI5nngWmI7
獸人隊友:·_·770Please respect copyright.PENANAUTnlpR4u4x
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?770Please respect copyright.PENANApZspDvFeUX
我 :混亂善良770Please respect copyright.PENANAgDLcNYg9OI
武僧:好像是中立善良770Please respect copyright.PENANAscXFL7FErJ
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良770Please respect copyright.PENANAKwzm4IPe5p
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看770Please respect copyright.PENANAZL35PUjALT
DM :不用看了770Please respect copyright.PENANAxGHI3xZLhq
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——770Please respect copyright.PENANAAWbsrg0TQ3
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——770Please respect copyright.PENANAjSu3yE9eh0
玩家:???????770Please respect copyright.PENANAxgLQpOyttb
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?770Please respect copyright.PENANA55cQV2oc9J
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
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