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The camera zoomed in on a messy, cluttered room. The kind of room that told you nothing had been cleaned in, well, forever. The bed was unmade with the blanket fallen to the floor. A few trinkets and books scattered across the dusty floors. The cameraman approached the desktop, but instead of a laptop, there was just an open phone, there revealed a story in the notes app, soft creaking heard from behind but they continued and right before the cameraman could get a peek, they were suddenly pulled and spun around to face a mysterious figure in the shadows with only their arms visible* "Damn it! I told you I wasn't ready yet!" The figure spoke irritatedly before walking to a closet, opening it up to pull out a plastic container with a plain piece of bread "Hopefully this isn't moldy, I need my glasses" The figure stumbled across the room, tripping over scattered items before finally reaching a drawer beside the bed. They grabbed their glasses, sighed, and put them on. "Alrighty there.." with the container still in their hands, they slowly took off the cover, releasing a weird.. funky smell, the figure inhales and lets out a sigh "This smells weird, I'll eat it later"
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The cameraman awkwardly shuffles around the room, trying to keep silent yet their shaky breaths are still recorded by the camera "Wait Uhm.. Let's start now" *the figure freezes up, silently munching before glancing back at their half-eaten sandwich "Oh yea.." the figure shoves the whole sandwich into their mouth before straightening up and dusting off their clothes "Hey there! I'm your fellow host, Host! Yes that's my name!" The figure spoke enthusiastically even when their mouth is stuffed, their sentence almost coming out as gibberish as the cameraman zooms in, though the only thing that can be seen is the darkness and the figure's arms "So this is an incredibly exclusive interview with your host or the host? Whatever" They grumbled the last few words, their chewing almost overpowering their words
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The cameraman slowly steps back as the figure continues to ramble and chew, trying to get a clear shot of them before bumping into a wall causing the camera to shake and sway to face the ground, showing off the cameraman's shoes and socks "Hey! This is about me!" The figure huffs before crossing their arms over their.. something? A few crumbs flying off their mouth, they let out a shriek before putting their hands over their mouth, as if it can be seen. The figure frantically tries to brush crumbs off their mouth while still holding the sandwich
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"Uhhh.." The cameraman shakes the camera to indicate their head shaking. The figure groans before swallowing "Okay, let me tell you some awesome facts about me! And this story ah hah!" They spoke confidently, the figure continues on, gesturing with their hands "Let me tell you some awesome facts about me! Number one: I can eat a sandwich without thinking about it! Number two: I once found a sock under my bed that’s probably been there since last year. Incredible, right?" The cameraman awkwardly scoots back, gently opening the door, the figure doesn't notice but the small gap of the door is enough for the cameraman to make their escape and hurry out, the camera swinging wildly as it points back to the ground, back to those shoes "Alright, alright, so that was the totally exclusive interview... wait, where did the cameraman go?" The figure looks around, confused, realizing the cameraman had already walked out of the room. "Ugh, whatever. They’ll be back, right? I mean, no one would wanna miss an awesome interview with me!" The figure laughs before fading out, they stand alone in their bedroom, patiently tapping their foot on the dusty floors causing some off the dust to fly off, the figure coughs and keeps looking around, just hoping that maybe someone was listening to them. "Alright, well... I guess that's it for now. No one’s coming, huh? Guess I'll just go ahead and be awesome somewhere else!" They raise their voice, one more desperate attempt to be noticed. The figure grabs their phone, throwing themselves onto their bed before continuing to type out their story.
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