69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XBb2QvHTz
我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB2eSbyvIY
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXqrM0hRKY
手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKurrtaRaNv
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenXEPJyymR
「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2BFQWInJ0
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkSHeCjFIV
飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn6GfXWIRp
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71tOi7kYiR
訂單能飛去哪裡？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipQtCCqRcd
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQP6MlXHyH
答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP4CdFdOcs
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHpuJkBbMB
這也太荒唐了吧！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW7NebVoTl
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC00TBVhAlf
我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBNvhnxveA
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOg98WzBzl
「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoffe7lahj
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY9yso6Aja
「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qu2RFgNI8
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWS536Me6b
要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRA55P1fVb
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvbnWz3VTC
我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3cUgsR0B9
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7ypEjAUyf
過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvQ3OtPwhQ
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHOL4WwyId
可能神明今天請特休。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxaZsWWaoD
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BINHeLdWY
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9FqKkDvzs
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGncM4QL8xP
這時，上司的訊息又來了——69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtNyUPsHX4
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsliLLrwR8k
「追到了嗎？快回報！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREklEFWPbi
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTmLIOUeDi
奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgGL1W9c6f
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwDL6NCCqa
我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i5n2KyXYF
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWgUQ9tOw7
結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67xuCvDTM3
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOmHTDhxxj
然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUYGsfLu47
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb2JNiVwe3
我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhunDXPFXrv
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2WeRGluQe
「這裡是哪？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MwpQhwk66
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyDpnkcSEE
巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGADzSYCf1V
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlSmZVm1AL
「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ncJGJh9xW
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC15hTMcRjq
我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mDOWmYa46
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg16HYGii6x
但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY4YQUiLQf
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE7ls5tgiH
我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7r73ck93o
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKOE6zK9BD
巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HIhbtoCPS
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3do9heRk7
我的臉色瞬間大變。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTorIpzmv1k
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ddW5tRqDl
這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDrcfMrcRs
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ17TD8qWO
我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mh7ZXo4CB
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbY5GxQRwh
就在我陷入絕望時——69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgHYQDCRY2
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMZpbknroX
嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDm5Pfn1sU
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbhL5OMCIT
老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHyhRxkfxT
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXjStD7J52
我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhKbWuHQUd
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiCrnFfPoF
下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aw7J8O5jq
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wvGfFUl0K
「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxJRaewzrh
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2gqAy2hws
我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0pVLeXyYq
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWyAXZ3mIA
巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCkrZ9VtEG
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzhx22wO0L
巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrekiQpuMr
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKVntHUvrA
我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi2XLH8SAy
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknVtzJpiTW
巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeGY2Gm75k
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvWqt1I2Ab
「認真的！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHdIodepwk
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdASs5IaQG
「好，成交。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10mHt6Npfh
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GugPzM6FN
她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1DhP0TYT5
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBWBMtC8sG
巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDSA5DWVdg
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnzm4WRbnV
我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0LL3a8tZu
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fzdM6OofK
「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUS6qCKlKf
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQlQUDYzUH
醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQdh7Afpy3
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOQW62Oxg2
巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWBDRWD1ht
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirB89c5zFT
不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHPRG9xGgb
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdXIib3Ied
我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9HOtWzt8Y
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08e9YEq828
我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvttfBy0eBa
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj4vQecIqT
巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ugr20tkcQ
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObZDmS8EW1
我心中百般掙扎。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBU418hwEy
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQDqhg5hfB
少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdUzn1nUDI
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBULlQspwI
這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzHHmwq7fz
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt1wkdoaDd
但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtstrQAHsL
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDfrgCK6rW
如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7JazJc3Tf
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsfDpSkgrj
巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vj4wfK39O
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYPi3NA91z
我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkLrtd8Pah
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YPbleSEjq
我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDBboPotex
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfzSNnKQgs
巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct1T7YU2CS
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR4nZiFZre
「真的是這樣嗎？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoZ4LgT0BI
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm7nA5tPeB
「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpcHyfWdL3
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPInmrwTLq
巫婆嘲諷地說。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzYKc3Epce
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahvDwr6b0B
下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ290bxyuufx
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoTdaPG2tl
巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP01TqRtCtg
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc48xlemCb9
然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQLkp5QhWl
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczWjwABbaD
她說要吃掉我……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHnaok1W5E
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZUpyLjXmW
難道……是另一種意思？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHy8QROo7n
69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFla4g893x
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
