
拖到晚飯時間才開始寫的生賀小段子🌚220Please respect copyright.PENANALYFvCuYLDl
一點小甜餅,祝福瑭寶生辰快樂,日日歡喜💗
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姐姐說,會說話的男人最好命。220Please respect copyright.PENANAtgQk5iV0E5
嚴格來說,是姐姐新出的話本裡提到的。220Please respect copyright.PENANArUx2I3FEpY
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我知道這陣子姐姐為了給我準備生辰,花了好多時間寫話本……也不算話本,因為龍蟲齋宣傳時管這叫『戀愛秘笈』,我便是被店門前的小廝聳動的口號吸引過去的。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbSEVUN8tLl
他嚷著:「有價秘笈、無價愛情!來一本,教你幸福一輩子!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAe0s89D3Npi
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那我怎麼忍得住。220Please respect copyright.PENANAdCZks1fEJ2
這可是我跟姐姐一輩子的幸福啊!220Please respect copyright.PENANAcs7hPoJvAm
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我開始認真鑽研秘笈裡的守則,滿意地在第一條打了勾——嘴甜這條本少無師自通!220Please respect copyright.PENANAza3InB32Ws
但再往下看……原來情話也分如此多種嗎?嗯,回頭來問問二哥!
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秘笈第二條,會陪伴的男人最好命。220Please respect copyright.PENANA6O0BqWcaHB
我也是這麼想的,畢竟每次和姐姐待在一起都特別開心,即便不說話,沉澱下來的溫馨和安定感亦讓我十分滿足,像被竹海的微風輕拂,像午後日光穿過枝葉打在身上,像夜裡伴我入眠的風鈴聲。220Please respect copyright.PENANAj4vrsh1Kyk
幸福感生動且柔和。220Please respect copyright.PENANAJSs2Hm8LCO
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為了做個能幸福一輩子的男人,我同姐姐出任務和水鏡聊天更頻繁了,姐姐偶爾還笑話我,說我像塊橡皮糖,黏得緊;但我問她喜歡嗎,她點了頭,說喜歡吃糖。220Please respect copyright.PENANAtuvVN8X7EG
我一邊摟著她,心想她也像糖——棉花糖,又香又軟,充斥在我心口,僅是淺嚐就讓人融化在絲絲甜韻裡。
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秘笈還說了,會撒嬌的男人最好命。220Please respect copyright.PENANArBGCjINCw3
可我沒想到撒嬌竟是門大學問。220Please respect copyright.PENANAkT9ox3x7vm
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要嬌但不能任性,否則會令人生厭。220Please respect copyright.PENANAJCEicUku7G
要怨但不能責怪,否則會惹人煩膩。220Please respect copyright.PENANAvt8qxTUNuN
關鍵是還得收下頷、拉小手,最好眼角噙著淚。220Please respect copyright.PENANADPKlDJEs4Z
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我仔細回想,好似也不必這般講究,明明她一喚我唐哥哥,我便想把心都掏出來了……220Please respect copyright.PENANArFyoq1WA73
無妨,反正姐姐說的都對,我學!
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貼心的男人最好命,執行這條守則時,正好是我的生辰日。220Please respect copyright.PENANAnxeK9VduKr
我和姐姐度過了她精心策劃的一整日浪漫約會,而後帶她到我籌備已久之處。220Please respect copyright.PENANAisCOtex8E4
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她睜眼,所見是滿目繁花、青竹院落,漆黑夜幕裡,小院燃著一盞為她點的燈火。220Please respect copyright.PENANAjrPBeBKXD7
我的雙瞳在這片美景中卻僅能裝進一個她。220Please respect copyright.PENANASUxV9gSLzA
她在花叢螢光裡,在朗朗星空下,在我的閃爍眸光中熠熠生輝。220Please respect copyright.PENANAH1fx0yBNXZ
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她說她從不知虞陽鎮還有這樣好的地方,我說我也是認識她才發現世上有這麼好的人。220Please respect copyright.PENANAPTXPgldUmS
她問我為何送她大宅子,我趕在她冒出奇思妙想前,告訴她我想給她一個真正的家。220Please respect copyright.PENANA04WcQSkKcQ
我瞥見她眼尾一顆晶瑩的光,不是秘笈上的撒嬌,是被我感動的。我輕輕將它拭去,感覺這一刻比今日的任何時候都更幸福;她愛我,我很欣喜,但讓她快樂,我更欣慰。
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我看秘笈的事還是被撞見了。220Please respect copyright.PENANAkSVD7uuVZI
沒辦法,我雖不是好學的性子,可我必須得和姐姐幸福一輩子。220Please respect copyright.PENANA32rdxRC19W
故在我心無旁騖研讀其中精華時,沒能留意她的接近。220Please respect copyright.PENANAkIg0RMmcio
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秘笈被抽走那會兒,我慌了,她也慌。220Please respect copyright.PENANA8usL2knkb4
然後我的耳尖發燙,她的臉頰也紅了。220Please respect copyright.PENANAQE5MpVhB8l
我羞的成分多一些,被看見怎麼學習討人歡心實在有點不好意思。220Please respect copyright.PENANAaxAlbBedZp
她惱的成分多一些,每回我翻她寫的話本,她都是這個樣子的;不過估計是這次寫得保守,她沒抱著書逃。220Please respect copyright.PENANAEwS9n7zjB6
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她懷裡緊緊攬著秘笈,含羞帶惱地問我偷偷學了多久。220Please respect copyright.PENANAC5Dhn530nS
我懷裡緊緊擁著她,挪出一隻手蹭了蹭鼻尖,小聲回道真沒多久。220Please respect copyright.PENANAs16p7CtBOF
在她落下第二個問句前,我把腦袋擱在她頸側,用上昇華後的撒嬌技能,乖巧地喚她。220Please respect copyright.PENANAKivZjY4cvj
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「姐姐——」220Please respect copyright.PENANAruRJCPcaVS
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最後秘笈仍是回到了我的手上。220Please respect copyright.PENANATiUscJr1XG
姐姐還答應陪著我看,手把手教我如何成為最好命的男人,學費是每日一顆糖。220Please respect copyright.PENANATJvk7sBIQG
我上交一顆,她回餵一顆。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbsv33HXXXe
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教我的時候,她能舉出好多例子,從東街的反面教材說到西市的模範代表,直至我瞇起雙眸,才後知後覺地捏起我的臉,唇角微翹、語氣誠摯,「不過嘛,我們唐瑭自然是最好的!一直都是!」220Please respect copyright.PENANADcW54ypUtK
語畢,秘笈被闔上,我們的唇也貼在一起。220Please respect copyright.PENANAYhWyBNgI4R
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記不清看到第幾條守則了,只記得她說都是想我時寫下的。220Please respect copyright.PENANA3b6c6R4NtB
記不清該說些什麼了,只記得她唇瓣的溫熱。220Please respect copyright.PENANA8LpHM5ctEn
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其實我都知曉的,知曉我們對彼此的愛與珍惜,知曉無論有沒有秘笈,我都是最好命的男人。220Please respect copyright.PENANAFd3EdVRYHz
因為自從命運交會、十指交纏,我便擁有了幸福、嚐遍了甜蜜,這都是她教會我的。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbAYlTfU29i
因為,她是我獨一無二的小福星。
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