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No Plagiarism!50WqEdjeh2IxFwbsdEHuposted on PENANA 「大家好,我是你們這學期的老師,我叫田中本雄,今年26歲,單身,怎麼說呢!我也是當過高中生的,所以我清楚你們這些高中生在想些什麼,你們肯定在想我為甚麼26歲還單身對吧?哈哈,但我想告訴妳們所謂的戀愛就跟拉一坨大便一樣,只要你越認真的去拉,她就是不會出來,但是反而你不想拉時,偏偏又讓你拉肚子,不管怎麼樣結果都是不舒服,所以我勸你們這群高中生最好不要談戀愛,戀愛這種東西根本就不存在,,就這樣,我說完了。」8964 copyright protection194PENANA7WeEkbtAea 維尼
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只見眼前的田中馬尾男越講越激動,最後甚至有些憤世嫉俗。8964 copyright protection194PENANAK8QKDf3cDV 維尼
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此時聽完後,台下的所有人都一頭霧水,每個人心中都不斷充斥著8964 copyright protection194PENANAcMswbkWM9T 維尼
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(搞什麼鬼?8964 copyright protection194PENANA9GPab3wlPs 維尼
(這傢伙到底在說些什麼?8964 copyright protection194PENANAQhQZR4LOQf 維尼
(講大便跟戀愛的事還比介紹自己來的多?8964 copyright protection194PENANA8PfOFHKtns 維尼
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雖然我的想法與這位田中老師有些不是很相似,但我也認為戀愛這種東西根本就不存在,所以除了大便以外的事我都是認同的。8964 copyright protection194PENANAomjPObTP8X 維尼
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田中可能是心中這樣的怒氣積累已久,大肆發洩完之後,站在原地,顯然是還沒有脫離剛才的情緒當中。8964 copyright protection194PENANAG9SyXYqjTH 維尼
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約莫半分鐘過後,田中才緩緩地開口說。8964 copyright protection194PENANAXZBm3YEYoe 維尼
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「咳咳...那麼我們開始點名囉!」田中老師清咳了兩聲,隨後故作鎮定的說道8964 copyright protection194PENANAzOISR1ilvT 維尼
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「菊竹宏英」8964 copyright protection194PENANA71IWeli99e 維尼
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「井上優香」8964 copyright protection194PENANAgapBup8hDI 維尼
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「阪木有希」8964 copyright protection194PENANA8XYnMTF2aR 維尼
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「鶴原祥太」8964 copyright protection194PENANAg8CxQ3y9DD 維尼
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喊到我的名字時,我不安的緩緩舉起了我的手。8964 copyright protection194PENANAsvKOnWu8y8 維尼
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「好了,既然大家都到了,那我們先來選班級幹部吧?首先,誰要當學籍委員長?」田中老師點完名後,馬不停蹄的開始進行下一個流程,可以看的出來他覺得非常麻煩想要趕快結束。8964 copyright protection194PENANAkcxkGkGT8W 維尼
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只見田中說完後沒有任何人做出回應,田中「呿」的一聲後抓了抓後腦勺,有些不開心。8964 copyright protection194PENANABgPTfeTzMG 維尼
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「喂喂,沒有人要當的話那我就抽籤囉——」8964 copyright protection194PENANAUE8dklXM7c 維尼
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聽到抽籤時,大家都倒吸一口涼氣,畢竟可沒有人想要被抽到自己不想當的職位。8964 copyright protection194PENANAUtTAAAj83o 維尼
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「愛娜同學怎麼樣,國中的時候好像也是愛娜當班長的?」此時突然有人冒出一句8964 copyright protection194PENANAgP8kXoeUdL 維尼
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「是啊-愛娜的話可以信賴。」8964 copyright protection194PENANA2yIyJeikkg 維尼
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「我也覺得愛娜不錯呢!」8964 copyright protection194PENANADTAMPClT4l 維尼
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就這樣,只要有一個人開始說話,其餘的人就會開始附和,一個接著一個的偽善話語也就開始出來,而到了這個時候,那個人往往就變得難以去拒絕。8964 copyright protection194PENANANGWB0ycuFP 維尼
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而大家口中的愛娜本人,松野愛娜,此時臉色卻有些僵硬的笑了笑,不知道是什麼原因但很顯然的她一點都不想當班長。8964 copyright protection194PENANAffdLYBRBd6 維尼
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「大家......別這樣。」8964 copyright protection194PENANAAWBsj1p4LV 維尼
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但跟大家的聲音相比愛娜的聲音根本就傳不到大家的耳中,或許是真的聽不到,又或者說大家根本就沒有想要聽本人意見的意思。8964 copyright protection194PENANApktm3qcgMr 維尼
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「嗯...老師也覺得不錯呢!好,那就松野愛娜。」8964 copyright protection194PENANA8RaK8ySsPB 維尼
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......開什麼玩笑,這老師根本就跟大家都是第一次見,最好知道誰比較好。8964 copyright protection194PENANAUUyJjdJTOQ 維尼
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分明就是想要趕快結束吧?8964 copyright protection194PENANA2PQXNg1Vh7 維尼
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愛娜並沒有做出表示,只是笑著,大家便默認她同意了。8964 copyright protection194PENANAzTHEI72hVT 維尼
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「好的,那麼接下來還要一個男生,有誰想要自願的?」8964 copyright protection194PENANAaS4M9hABk6 維尼
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說實話如果是以前的我的話,我可能並不想管這些事情,畢竟那個時候的我總想著跟大家打好關係最重要,所以我絕對不會做出不符合大眾期待的舉動。8964 copyright protection194PENANAnLFJxgkee9 維尼
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但不知為何現在的我卻有一股衝動,可能這正是青春期的不懂事,下一刻我自己都不敢置信地舉起了手。8964 copyright protection194PENANAmMCqSf4pVJ 維尼
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「老師,我想當。」說完這些話後,我的腦袋直接陷入了一片空白,而我的視線根本就不敢與他人相對。8964 copyright protection194PENANAJnXCXDlwB1 維尼
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在我舉手的那一刻,我可以感受到教室又突然安靜了下來,所有人的視線都在我的身上,但我可以特別感覺到愛娜的視線最為強烈。8964 copyright protection194PENANA0BHCTFmUu1 維尼
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田中即使帶著眼鏡,還是瞇起了眼看了看我。8964 copyright protection194PENANA3Y180QULct 維尼
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「呃...我看看,鶴原祥太對吧,那就是你了。」8964 copyright protection194PENANAkWYXON5Uxw 維尼
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隨後田中打了一個大大的哈欠後說道8964 copyright protection194PENANAoMWMaZpqIw 維尼
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「好了,下一個是風紀委員。」8964 copyright protection194PENANAXWYWepDgOG 維尼
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在田中的帶領之下,很快的班上的幹部就選出來了,可以說一半的都是由田中用所謂的抽籤的方式抽出來的。8964 copyright protection194PENANARYpfmEwCH5 維尼
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田中也是毫不掩飾,選完幹部後就直接從教室離開走人,留下一整班錯愕的學生在原地。8964 copyright protection194PENANAsxbjJkwtGS 維尼
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田中一走所有的學生也開始紛紛躁動了起來,畢竟剛才田中給大家的衝擊時在是有點太強了,大部分人都在討論著田中老師那些不合乎常理的行為。8964 copyright protection194PENANAgfe3eajyTN 維尼
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「太誇張了吧,那個老師。」8964 copyright protection194PENANABqgv47hBcS 維尼
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「對啊,第一次遇見這種的。」8964 copyright protection194PENANATlDBeIlDd0 維尼
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看到大家討論的重心都不在我的身上我也鬆了一口氣。8964 copyright protection194PENANA8n7u5PFqID 維尼
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讚嘆田中!感謝田中!8964 copyright protection194PENANA1TMvdA14dE 維尼
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而就在此時坐在我座位前方的松野愛娜轉過頭來。8964 copyright protection194PENANAzOAu16TMXh 維尼
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「喂,祥太。」8964 copyright protection194PENANAhd5pn6ImhQ 維尼
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「怎麼了松野同學?」8964 copyright protection194PENANAVYoQ7uuGqd 維尼
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聽到我的話後,松野愛娜顯得有些不開心的說道8964 copyright protection194PENANAxzrcBfMPpL 維尼
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「愛娜就好!」8964 copyright protection194PENANAzSm7eHRQEF 維尼
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一時之間我有些不太理解她說的話。8964 copyright protection194PENANABJbXzJ4QV1 維尼
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「什麼?」8964 copyright protection194PENANAkIG7pP9ZzD 維尼
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「我說...叫我愛娜就好了。」松野愛娜雙頰微微染起了一片紅暈8964 copyright protection194PENANAdz5dXZXYOl 維尼
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「嗯...好,愛娜......那個請問有什麼事嗎?」這一下搞得我都有些不好意思,支支吾吾的問道8964 copyright protection194PENANA9OOovGha6E 維尼
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「唔...敬語......算了,祥太你為甚麼要當委員長,以你的性格來說應該不會做這種事才對啊?」8964 copyright protection194PENANAR7CewYM7vp 維尼
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「也沒有什麼原因,反倒是愛娜你,究竟為甚麼當呢?」我並沒有直接回答她的問題,反而是反問道8964 copyright protection194PENANAgfX79LbIph 維尼
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「你這問題好奇怪,當然委員長這種工作是由我來當最好啦!」愛娜先是疑惑的看了看我,隨後露出了她那招牌的笑容。8964 copyright protection194PENANAe5JGa1AJea 維尼
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但此刻的我卻實在沒辦法對這笑容進行評分。8964 copyright protection194PENANAy8YZWWGRMZ 維尼
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既然你覺得你來當最好,那你剛才為甚麼又要露出那樣的表情呢?8964 copyright protection194PENANAEcjkMUGmFM 維尼
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當然這句話我並沒有說出口,但我看著愛娜那美麗的笑容,這一次卻有了不同的感受。8964 copyright protection194PENANAXNoGr9c5Kr 維尼
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總覺得此時的她笑容是非常的虛假。8964 copyright protection194PENANA0POCyIUH2Y 維尼
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她或許也根本就不像外表那般的堅強?8964 copyright protection194PENANASAD7hqyLgi 維尼
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這樣的想法充斥在我的腦海裡,但我此時心中卻又有一股矛盾感湧了上來。8964 copyright protection194PENANArhgsUgV0ch 維尼
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我到底了解她什麼??8964 copyright protection194PENANAHErnTgEvUN 維尼
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對啊!而且我根本就沒有真的去了解了這些女性,當初就貿然跟她們告白,這麼一想我也突然感覺自己也真的是一個垃圾。8964 copyright protection194PENANAcBjtCptWzD 維尼
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這股愧疚感也從我心中突然升起。8964 copyright protection194PENANASe1DrgJ1rj 維尼
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從這一刻我心中突然有一個想法。8964 copyright protection194PENANAk8PuQc2vcp 維尼
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我想要好好的去認識眼前這個女孩,松野愛娜。8964 copyright protection194PENANAVFUGVOvS9c 維尼
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當然是以『朋友』的身分,畢竟自己已經不會再談戀愛了。8964 copyright protection194PENANAxrRbKLkqpZ 維尼
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