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當我醒左之後,我起身想拎副眼鏡,準備打機既時候....
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我睇到電腦枱上有一抽鎖匙同一張摺左既紙。
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係喎佢有我屋企鎖匙,所以佢返過黎,我隱隱約約同睇到張紙有d字痕。
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我一睇到,笑左一笑,因為係我之前條女既字蹟。
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因為佢寫字係好大力,大力到係紙背係摸到凹凹凸凸,所以我翻開黎睇。
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係呢一年來,我過得好開心
因為有你既包容同照顧
我就算錯你都幫我
我真係覺得好幸福
你尋晚講果返說話
其實我一早感覺到
不過係我唔面對現實姐
我已經放低左你抽鎖匙做電腦枱到
我以後都唔會煩你架啦
你要照顧自己呀
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我再摸一摸張紙,點解咁厚既?發現原來有兩張。
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仲有我諗你以後都唔會見到我
因為你之後口遇到五個口口你口口口
口口同時口口中口口
希望你口口口咁樣既生活啦
當你遇口口口口或者有野想問既話
可以喺whatsapp加&##&電話號碼
佢會幫到你。
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我心諗,屌你,第二張紙d字化撚哂點睇。
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仲有你當我唔識野,邊有人個電話係符號,明玩鳩我姐。
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不過我知道化左既字其實係佢喊緊滴落去而化左既。
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但係點解前面張紙d字又唔化開,後面張紙d字化到仆街?仲有點解會講d咁既野?
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真係唔明,所以無理到,而且佢既野已經唔關我野,所以我求求其其放埋左一邊。
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「好野!可以打機打成日啦。」我講。
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今日我真好爽,因為唔洗陪女,可以將所有時間放哂去打機到。
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你會諗我唔撚洗返學架?我都講左我收左皮,retake嘛。
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得返一兩科要返,一個星期返2同4。
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姐係返一日,放一日,返一日,放四日,不斷咁loop,所以我好撚得閒。
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但係我當然無咁hea啦,只係我搵唔到工姐,所以先咁得閒。
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今日真係好爽,起身打機到訓教,唔計食飯沖涼同大小便,又無人whatsapp我。
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所以成日都只係搵朋友陪我打機,我終於得到解脫啦。
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佢地都問我唔洗陪女咩,我都唔知答咩好,唯有答佢唔得閒。
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當我打到攰啦,丁都打埋,想訓既時候,我忽然諗起佢......
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係無錯,就係我前女友,諗緊佢係度做咩。
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所以就打開電話,睇下佢有冇上whatsapp......
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一打開whatsapp,嘴到o撚埋,點解搵極都無佢既whatsapp。
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我心諗,會唔會係佢黎我屋企順手清我whatsapp,所以無哂我同佢既對話。
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不過我仲記得佢電話,所以加返佢,改名改做"前女友",之後我去左訓教。
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到第二日,我一起身就諗起今日係星期一。
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姐係天日就要開始返學啦,所以今日係我四日連假既最後一日。
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之後我就拎一拎電話睇下幾點既時候,發現左啲驚撚死我既事件.......
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一開電話螢幕,密碼都未畫就見到有三個未接來電。
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下,我心諗,會唔會係我前女友呢?
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應該唔會掛,前日聽完我講既野,攤哂牌都仲可以打比我?
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唔通佢有野係我度?所以打黎係為左拎返?
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我一睇之下發現未接來電係一個叫做"女友1號"既人
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打左比我兩次,而且又有個叫做"女友2號"既人打左比我一次。
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下!!咩料,我邊度黎兩個女友呀?
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我諗左一諗,明明尋晚無見過有啲咁既名係度架,係唔係部電話出現問題呀?
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係我諗爆頭之際,突然有人拍門"啪!啪!啪!"我心諗,又乜水呀?
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「喂,呀龍呀,你訓醒未呀,係我呀。」從門外面傳入一把好甜既女人聲。
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下,你乜水呀,聽把聲我完全唔識你喎,但係你又叫到我個名。
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我個心越黎越亂,不過唔理佢,開左門先算。
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一開門,有一個長髮,皮膚白滑,眼大大既女仔企係我面前。
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佢望左一望,然後扁一扁嘴就同我講:「你做咩企左係度閘都唔開呀?」
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佢望住我仲係企左係度,就再講:「啊龍,啊龍呀,你無野呀嘛?」
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「hi,小姐,有咩幫到你?」我回一回神先發現講錯野。
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我第一次同仙女講野.....呀唔係,係靚女講野先啱。
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所以我超緊張,個心呯呯咁跳,跳到諗唔到野。
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咩事呀?無啦啦有個靚女搵我,好唔對路,我又未見過你,唔通我比fd玩?
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「咪玩啦,係我呀!今朝打左比你兩次啦,你又唔聽,又話約我出去,依家又要人等你,仲要上埋你屋企搵你,你係唔係想約我架?」個靚女笑住講。
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下!女友1號就係你?咩事?搞咩?一下子搞到我連我自己係邊個都唔知。
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於是我好聰明咁諗到啲大台劇情,就作左個大話,打算打發佢走,
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一黎如果比人玩,我唔會咁柒,二黎係真既,我都有自己時間去睇下發現咩事。
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我開始做戲......
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「我有啲唔舒服,都係唔去啦,喀!喀!」仲要扮埋聲,今次視帝仲唔係我?
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佢睇到我好似扮哂野,所以佢個樣都好似唔開心咁,
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但係好似知我想自己一個人咁,佢個樣就扮無野咁。
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「係呀,咁好啦,你休息多啲啦喎,等你好返再約我去啦!」佢就話。
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「咁等我好返就去啦!」我就鬆左一口氣。
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「好啦,咁我走啦,你小心身體呀,拜拜!」佢對住我揮手,就走左。
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佢一走我就閂左棟門,我就諗唔撚係路呀,咩事!!!
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當我想組織一下發生咩事就諗起我前女友寫既果張紙講既野,
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所以我好奇拎起電話,禁一禁"前女友",真接打電話去問佢。
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一打之下,我即刻就"喂"左一聲,聽既人竟然係一個講強國語既女人。
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「喂,你是誰?(國語)」個女人就話。
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屌你呀,我識一國語言渣,咪撚玩我啦。
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我就豁..豁出去用左啲超爛強國語咁講:「你好,不該將個手機給機主聽吧,不該哂。」
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佢好似聽得明,但係笑左幾聲。
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個女人就用唔咸唔淡既廣東話講:「部手機係我架,我就係機主呀!搵我有事?」
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唔係呀,咁奇怪,個電話號碼都記左兩年有多,唔會有錯架喎。
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我就同個強國女人講:「唔好介意,打錯,拜拜。」講完呢句,佢就收鳩左我線。
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我再望望個號碼,明明係啱,但係點解係強國女人?
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