Erm, actually. *snorts obnoxiously and pushes glasses up*

Guys, I'm one of those publisher bots. Look at mEeeEEee.

"I have passion to be a book writer and author as well but I don’t have talent on it so I choose to go for how to get those books promoted and get readers and followers about your books and your profile, and I noticed that you are not getting much readers and followers on your profile, won’t you mind if I help you promote it to book readers and lovers that are interested in it?"

*giggles menacingly, holding a feathered quill and a contract*