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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks490Please respect copyright.PENANAsaIuszTiUq
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead490Please respect copyright.PENANA5PjOgS9eYD
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air490Please respect copyright.PENANA3jkvr4NNBA
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.490Please respect copyright.PENANAnFyrxqzeOr
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead490Please respect copyright.PENANAEM2eGDP3YV
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a490Please respect copyright.PENANAFkr3IKOLs8
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old490Please respect copyright.PENANAEkiiecSbEN
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,490Please respect copyright.PENANA8tQk4xTxPa
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry490Please respect copyright.PENANAR2hXIfq7Tx
voice:
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANAtyzCjTNx2o
Who are you? Are you bard? I just490Please respect copyright.PENANAyNHqbeS1EI
found my dead sex slaves, and now490Please respect copyright.PENANA6kLd73RaWh
you're crawling up, disturbing my490Please respect copyright.PENANA9fbcxdEiHL
ritual.
BARD490Please respect copyright.PENANAiJi06ys1Lj
And so you brought your flesh dildo490Please respect copyright.PENANAWT90z7EeHK
too?
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zr7R8fUBE
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD490Please respect copyright.PENANA9drMdMifKA
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANAdvbdSx1gjP
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and490Please respect copyright.PENANAjd2pA0mY03
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANAI2c6VA0QVr
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna490Please respect copyright.PENANA9lIJSszqnJ
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the490Please respect copyright.PENANAjbVnh22zAZ
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.490Please respect copyright.PENANA8upYtffaiX
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard490Please respect copyright.PENANAB1fhy8S1Ej
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The490Please respect copyright.PENANAOyzcmoxYRk
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON490Please respect copyright.PENANAvtpSLmiUNz
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANACts7QvuE6O
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your490Please respect copyright.PENANAeE7FOvfzrk
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a490Please respect copyright.PENANAJIF0CjkIrQ
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping490Please respect copyright.PENANAiXa759rXKV
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up490Please respect copyright.PENANAU4aZVTXqbP
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish490Please respect copyright.PENANAdnKgW7erQc
their plans.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANACfvN8FaCnK
(to Bard)490Please respect copyright.PENANAQImgbsbIBc
See what you did? You set me up.490Please respect copyright.PENANA6BBUIjb8My
You didn't tell me that I'd have to490Please respect copyright.PENANA5l5cwoo146
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd490Please respect copyright.PENANAxpqJxkpN3C
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which490Please respect copyright.PENANADiH9TgRLdH
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's490Please respect copyright.PENANAgvkssXQQxW
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears490Please respect copyright.PENANAHVw5U9gURu
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.490Please respect copyright.PENANA7PSo2VbM1K
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD490Please respect copyright.PENANAGSVIdmcwjI
(offscreen)490Please respect copyright.PENANA2BHF8vKe95
You assholes. You can't catch a490Please respect copyright.PENANAFkWsJZaVRo
ghost.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANA5O4SGm7OwX
You fuckers. You put me in a490Please respect copyright.PENANAI7NIKC00XF
vulnerable position when I was sure490Please respect copyright.PENANAoZZep7o8zk
the Batman would be here. Now490Please respect copyright.PENANACXynxLKico
you're all gonna get what's coming490Please respect copyright.PENANApr3wLF2T3O
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins490Please respect copyright.PENANAS8tNOdhU5l
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall490Please respect copyright.PENANA4GMZXOLf8j
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks490Please respect copyright.PENANA638RXxrtRH
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder490Please respect copyright.PENANAyPzsWugZIS
blades.
BATMAN490Please respect copyright.PENANA8zqwz3MXuZ
(concious)490Please respect copyright.PENANAY86yTlki36
What are you gonna do to me? I490Please respect copyright.PENANAVOQ90Evj8e
think you've committed murder, so490Please respect copyright.PENANA1CoSpq16Ic
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the490Please respect copyright.PENANAEJr7m0c8qf
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his490Please respect copyright.PENANAleoqn6yx0X
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE490Please respect copyright.PENANAJlOQOFlvuc
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do490Please respect copyright.PENANAFYQpK4OGql
this.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANA1qCo6iotdB
I'm going to finish him!490Please respect copyright.PENANArfGuXiJiHI
Constantine, I'm going to finish490Please respect copyright.PENANAwdX3F76p7n
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked490Please respect copyright.PENANA9fJ4hJwgFN
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER490Please respect copyright.PENANAuG0vD0XViK
(holds up his arm in490Please respect copyright.PENANAm2ttFu3k06
protest)490Please respect copyright.PENANAbS2z9tvJ7F
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He490Please respect copyright.PENANA09OLLvKTtH
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with490Please respect copyright.PENANAUOtyaUh2bp
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's490Please respect copyright.PENANAWMsk9co679
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.490Please respect copyright.PENANAtc7iViHbfw
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANArtDhW1b2iq
He was mine, and I stole him from490Please respect copyright.PENANAz0SY6JIYf8
you. He was my revenge. Now you490Please respect copyright.PENANAVnYkQMPlfm
will pay for your disobedience. He490Please respect copyright.PENANAX5EamKzTf1
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is490Please respect copyright.PENANAqa6u78gPsO
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he490Please respect copyright.PENANAD1gZop5q8A
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then490Please respect copyright.PENANAgHoXs5EYng
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN490Please respect copyright.PENANAyFxjhy0TQ2
(awake)490Please respect copyright.PENANAr2JGROhjzR
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his490Please respect copyright.PENANASMQqT1EAaJ
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the490Please respect copyright.PENANAC98lHUhOXM
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is490Please respect copyright.PENANARzyiYUCA9i
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANAU8apBL0Ik5
You still have a chance. Let go of490Please respect copyright.PENANAwkcJ5V2w15
my hand. If you allow my hand to490Please respect copyright.PENANAhOWowOGdbT
come off of you, you will end up490Please respect copyright.PENANACtxycxlsIE
just like your friend.490Please respect copyright.PENANABdsjdBsfhB
(tries to pry the hand off490Please respect copyright.PENANA6xbookRwdW
of his head)490Please respect copyright.PENANAoxpNyUyyFK
It can't be. No. No. He's still490Please respect copyright.PENANAnDuSB262ZN
alive!490Please respect copyright.PENANAFDnxlSrLRC
(falls to his knees)490Please respect copyright.PENANALPBp9VEKoo
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE490Please respect copyright.PENANAQRaYYlPoxW
(from a distance)490Please respect copyright.PENANAkWzypK7G4D
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN490Please respect copyright.PENANAjKnMvkAbcu
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the490Please respect copyright.PENANA0H2hO9VALq
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN490Please respect copyright.PENANAWhjd9vME8Y
(beat)490Please respect copyright.PENANA06IW25CmHr
I can't get it. I can't pull it490Please respect copyright.PENANALQgIpSnK0K
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into490Please respect copyright.PENANAjP56yvAS3X
the forest.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANAz7wlSK1fFG
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE490Please respect copyright.PENANAKJT9cKZaUl
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the490Please respect copyright.PENANAvoHOyiv7Mw
Batmobile.
BATMAN490Please respect copyright.PENANAR40IFIh8xp
(screams in pain)490Please respect copyright.PENANAclo8UcQCK7
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into490Please respect copyright.PENANAxVs3KK2NsS
the forest.
BEATELAGE490Please respect copyright.PENANAVxl41wtz2T
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE490Please respect copyright.PENANAKkOdeMgE64
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN490Please respect copyright.PENANAw1EAn9VSa5
(is so weak he can barely490Please respect copyright.PENANAOh8w85lqLZ
stand)490Please respect copyright.PENANAwUAjcqLyUl
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into490Please respect copyright.PENANAmG2PoA77ml
the forest.
BEATELAGE490Please respect copyright.PENANA0HXvOSn7ad
(passionate)490Please respect copyright.PENANAEFXq6ZtIWa
Don't let them drag you off this490Please respect copyright.PENANAXRSvnMT8Br
beat.
BETELGEUSE 490Please respect copyright.PENANAldO6sOl22M
(peers at the Batman)490Please respect copyright.PENANArm17u0YXk2
Is that all? Do you really want to490Please respect copyright.PENANAbpq39JTq2h
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 490Please respect copyright.PENANAW1GSY7Jcsb
(ashamed)490Please respect copyright.PENANAdCWQYRCGqA
Don't say it. Take a peek in the490Please respect copyright.PENANAOpNyt9necU
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,490Please respect copyright.PENANAcqprA4LRwh
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT490Please respect copyright.PENANACAFOIhpn0S