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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks489Please respect copyright.PENANACLWKXz8MeM
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead489Please respect copyright.PENANA0Dg0jvHGFp
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air489Please respect copyright.PENANARObDALPfpb
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.489Please respect copyright.PENANAVDMNJdjI4M
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead489Please respect copyright.PENANAog11lKFTDc
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a489Please respect copyright.PENANAtIiNoZZgpc
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old489Please respect copyright.PENANAQyfxbUtp0I
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,489Please respect copyright.PENANAsRBxA5fB9Z
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry489Please respect copyright.PENANAf02f90eBD9
voice:
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAoPJcgsR37V
Who are you? Are you bard? I just489Please respect copyright.PENANAilbG6I0dt6
found my dead sex slaves, and now489Please respect copyright.PENANAPTjtcHJG2p
you're crawling up, disturbing my489Please respect copyright.PENANAHiSX3wMA8i
ritual.
BARD489Please respect copyright.PENANAwNmqVxoAed
And so you brought your flesh dildo489Please respect copyright.PENANAeWsbi1Gla3
too?
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAXtVGXynKkV
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD489Please respect copyright.PENANAhZrKCVkgRv
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAAV4RJqWVhy
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and489Please respect copyright.PENANAUZtz9Gxc5e
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAcbly7AuVdo
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna489Please respect copyright.PENANAAzppicVvVH
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the489Please respect copyright.PENANA6BWTTpAOrP
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.489Please respect copyright.PENANAOlNSzCyRie
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard489Please respect copyright.PENANAnXLIt6io7I
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The489Please respect copyright.PENANALZ8LU4lAuc
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON489Please respect copyright.PENANAA5D3qyKy5e
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAac1flbiAcK
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your489Please respect copyright.PENANAkIAMBBEjQx
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a489Please respect copyright.PENANAyVUlzC7BaS
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping489Please respect copyright.PENANAYdcKMyXuKE
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up489Please respect copyright.PENANAZoCxDmKEyI
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish489Please respect copyright.PENANAbKkYKuy2kF
their plans.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANABDfqNWZYl0
(to Bard)489Please respect copyright.PENANAEXKF2HHa9O
See what you did? You set me up.489Please respect copyright.PENANAT0UNIGK0hA
You didn't tell me that I'd have to489Please respect copyright.PENANA5JTfByO6J4
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd489Please respect copyright.PENANArlKr5hAIam
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which489Please respect copyright.PENANAvsIDikNKgR
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's489Please respect copyright.PENANADHNXPCoumx
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears489Please respect copyright.PENANAtNRIrClmwZ
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.489Please respect copyright.PENANAiPAR0zQnJu
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD489Please respect copyright.PENANAS4Zl433D9a
(offscreen)489Please respect copyright.PENANAz7tDe2JM6a
You assholes. You can't catch a489Please respect copyright.PENANAMkjLW5Cc79
ghost.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAFEMO38Fwiq
You fuckers. You put me in a489Please respect copyright.PENANAQEojsbP1KH
vulnerable position when I was sure489Please respect copyright.PENANAzMhQKORH92
the Batman would be here. Now489Please respect copyright.PENANAeQLZ1MV2Af
you're all gonna get what's coming489Please respect copyright.PENANA816LRPOWDY
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins489Please respect copyright.PENANArUvpBl8mm8
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall489Please respect copyright.PENANAzW9Oubqpfm
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks489Please respect copyright.PENANArFLHPqsTE3
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder489Please respect copyright.PENANABDTVUg3cZn
blades.
BATMAN489Please respect copyright.PENANAEsnWEvBbDp
(concious)489Please respect copyright.PENANAeGIehKaeK5
What are you gonna do to me? I489Please respect copyright.PENANA2KGkvBhbNh
think you've committed murder, so489Please respect copyright.PENANAQVuyu3NHoC
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the489Please respect copyright.PENANAMC2LStfdl8
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his489Please respect copyright.PENANAYYXo59iAHl
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE489Please respect copyright.PENANAEagoxcz84P
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do489Please respect copyright.PENANANWORm124ZD
this.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAwM6tkS0Oen
I'm going to finish him!489Please respect copyright.PENANAmKofngNF68
Constantine, I'm going to finish489Please respect copyright.PENANAN37yrR0326
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked489Please respect copyright.PENANAs3XcXIfUGo
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER489Please respect copyright.PENANAEPtKahdR4F
(holds up his arm in489Please respect copyright.PENANAyIEPWnjuZ4
protest)489Please respect copyright.PENANAitcbCUdlLT
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He489Please respect copyright.PENANAa0LqkOX49T
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with489Please respect copyright.PENANA2tBrKPtlJU
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's489Please respect copyright.PENANAjvAixyecmy
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.489Please respect copyright.PENANAfGEQij8DlN
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANALu5S9wyvbg
He was mine, and I stole him from489Please respect copyright.PENANAZu06AuPEvr
you. He was my revenge. Now you489Please respect copyright.PENANAsWObxysA7C
will pay for your disobedience. He489Please respect copyright.PENANAiML4tlfQ03
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is489Please respect copyright.PENANAgE1wzsjWGO
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he489Please respect copyright.PENANAV3lRX4I7L2
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then489Please respect copyright.PENANAjObii2bpia
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN489Please respect copyright.PENANAd9TVtFXDRV
(awake)489Please respect copyright.PENANAOceoi9zcM5
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his489Please respect copyright.PENANAWW3FsG5S0A
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the489Please respect copyright.PENANAEEeEyMDuZo
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is489Please respect copyright.PENANAlW6j2Epyp0
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAk2DCIbPZH5
You still have a chance. Let go of489Please respect copyright.PENANAAreK4vvosy
my hand. If you allow my hand to489Please respect copyright.PENANAClZJ7pWQlg
come off of you, you will end up489Please respect copyright.PENANA2UJ06GY5V0
just like your friend.489Please respect copyright.PENANAkf7QjmnBsb
(tries to pry the hand off489Please respect copyright.PENANA0JXbgSigFF
of his head)489Please respect copyright.PENANASdGovYw9YZ
It can't be. No. No. He's still489Please respect copyright.PENANAdPTQtfCgmP
alive!489Please respect copyright.PENANARPLqY7Kq5x
(falls to his knees)489Please respect copyright.PENANAINlpYBrG1h
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE489Please respect copyright.PENANAZke9ARgQE5
(from a distance)489Please respect copyright.PENANAzJqZoSrRSC
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN489Please respect copyright.PENANAu2ThLcjeFV
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the489Please respect copyright.PENANAWi4mqSV7hl
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN489Please respect copyright.PENANA0EsbGXYs0r
(beat)489Please respect copyright.PENANAynz7dIHsT5
I can't get it. I can't pull it489Please respect copyright.PENANAAY2JobNqu1
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into489Please respect copyright.PENANAOZffchENK7
the forest.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAcJUNeE3gA9
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE489Please respect copyright.PENANAgzB7AOXHfs
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the489Please respect copyright.PENANAKSiCwjpcwY
Batmobile.
BATMAN489Please respect copyright.PENANAI4eK7EDMiX
(screams in pain)489Please respect copyright.PENANAvCzx119SY6
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into489Please respect copyright.PENANA1QGDmv4wOz
the forest.
BEATELAGE489Please respect copyright.PENANAP4Wmb8Fx9Q
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE489Please respect copyright.PENANAq0kIoggmft
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN489Please respect copyright.PENANALPU8zqwcl7
(is so weak he can barely489Please respect copyright.PENANAaE4JdL6oB7
stand)489Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZZBWUqYT5
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into489Please respect copyright.PENANA2YRm7HJPvh
the forest.
BEATELAGE489Please respect copyright.PENANAv1I0tPz3ba
(passionate)489Please respect copyright.PENANA1RAhk6S0fw
Don't let them drag you off this489Please respect copyright.PENANAOxE73By12G
beat.
BETELGEUSE 489Please respect copyright.PENANA19aYAurUuZ
(peers at the Batman)489Please respect copyright.PENANApHjXs34O8j
Is that all? Do you really want to489Please respect copyright.PENANAJi4ZdRCRW3
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 489Please respect copyright.PENANAqsSyH5elf8
(ashamed)489Please respect copyright.PENANAvs1tmWrxfd
Don't say it. Take a peek in the489Please respect copyright.PENANAGEyeunVrZi
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,489Please respect copyright.PENANArAeJAJGet4
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT489Please respect copyright.PENANAHK1Snx7aU5