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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks474Please respect copyright.PENANAYk5eEFaEuI
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead474Please respect copyright.PENANAyNWGNw9itK
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air474Please respect copyright.PENANAIcAV0A2YMA
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.474Please respect copyright.PENANAj7aFeUdsgS
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead474Please respect copyright.PENANAYKm2VaFLlm
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a474Please respect copyright.PENANAn3qHxWcHH0
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old474Please respect copyright.PENANABsLJoswt05
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,474Please respect copyright.PENANAg3GeLvmdSQ
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry474Please respect copyright.PENANASMqIj1N6xU
voice:
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAjC8HBW3zmu
Who are you? Are you bard? I just474Please respect copyright.PENANA2iGr9M7gYF
found my dead sex slaves, and now474Please respect copyright.PENANA9g2Sgcm4j2
you're crawling up, disturbing my474Please respect copyright.PENANAt7hY1RN8Fk
ritual.
BARD474Please respect copyright.PENANARgHJ1IZeg5
And so you brought your flesh dildo474Please respect copyright.PENANArvIXQGhc0N
too?
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAIztz5X3KGt
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD474Please respect copyright.PENANAOBSe7j3Cxk
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAfO2E88zHZi
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and474Please respect copyright.PENANA3XbJfW4T3E
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAD9aHN4F408
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna474Please respect copyright.PENANA5iKFvC0wHW
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the474Please respect copyright.PENANA7AXWVJp5LX
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.474Please respect copyright.PENANA9S3xBiU9xP
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard474Please respect copyright.PENANAMxxHdr4LXa
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The474Please respect copyright.PENANAbwmrR7dHdB
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON474Please respect copyright.PENANAdboj1hKxaE
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANA5twRtqpF5r
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your474Please respect copyright.PENANAgkTHYHGPUn
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a474Please respect copyright.PENANASmKqDST2bp
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping474Please respect copyright.PENANAvh4JsJ4C6i
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up474Please respect copyright.PENANAacityGVySL
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish474Please respect copyright.PENANAFq1rLD39mO
their plans.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANARLkbs51JKJ
(to Bard)474Please respect copyright.PENANAxMBSSHZRmT
See what you did? You set me up.474Please respect copyright.PENANA6KjqX3bwBW
You didn't tell me that I'd have to474Please respect copyright.PENANAqq4V5jtYfS
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd474Please respect copyright.PENANAYVRcWCssxP
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which474Please respect copyright.PENANACBliGF1KAK
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's474Please respect copyright.PENANAzvngQRnwtX
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears474Please respect copyright.PENANAINDXRXPd1I
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.474Please respect copyright.PENANAVgmWjLCGih
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD474Please respect copyright.PENANAoUZuGTi8BF
(offscreen)474Please respect copyright.PENANAkPymeYPe94
You assholes. You can't catch a474Please respect copyright.PENANAYGNufsKWeH
ghost.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAFMo9r0AI9y
You fuckers. You put me in a474Please respect copyright.PENANATgPKF6oEQO
vulnerable position when I was sure474Please respect copyright.PENANAuRxJLCjyYw
the Batman would be here. Now474Please respect copyright.PENANAKbIVYTFajt
you're all gonna get what's coming474Please respect copyright.PENANAJg3l0rvxo8
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins474Please respect copyright.PENANAyLGW4VGVXw
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall474Please respect copyright.PENANAIPL3najSao
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks474Please respect copyright.PENANAaPHV8j3MXf
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder474Please respect copyright.PENANADSSNqUcgRJ
blades.
BATMAN474Please respect copyright.PENANAo8C6W8usFn
(concious)474Please respect copyright.PENANAkgbduI1dgh
What are you gonna do to me? I474Please respect copyright.PENANAKUIUgqVUbX
think you've committed murder, so474Please respect copyright.PENANAtcgF2jBcr8
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the474Please respect copyright.PENANAvWdZbuFI7q
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his474Please respect copyright.PENANALP5S9JNM5I
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE474Please respect copyright.PENANAQwGsqCHaag
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do474Please respect copyright.PENANAWTMjsrtMF2
this.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAuhCWMiE7VJ
I'm going to finish him!474Please respect copyright.PENANAJcNpxZdl2G
Constantine, I'm going to finish474Please respect copyright.PENANA6pFAdq1QVq
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked474Please respect copyright.PENANA4hPFbqkO71
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER474Please respect copyright.PENANA9qDrY36qn8
(holds up his arm in474Please respect copyright.PENANAXWrIPUW0Ux
protest)474Please respect copyright.PENANA0SRqDi8JPH
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He474Please respect copyright.PENANAq0mYlhBQkp
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with474Please respect copyright.PENANAjeqKiaZZdq
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's474Please respect copyright.PENANAmakomJcLS4
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.474Please respect copyright.PENANA5O5Vapuv0z
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANA5Aanv67Kuv
He was mine, and I stole him from474Please respect copyright.PENANAYYodctNYzB
you. He was my revenge. Now you474Please respect copyright.PENANAlkCx1QfXO5
will pay for your disobedience. He474Please respect copyright.PENANACoaLKkumqc
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is474Please respect copyright.PENANAZIft9tTvTf
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he474Please respect copyright.PENANAaU8nC7siuW
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then474Please respect copyright.PENANArqtwvyRScb
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN474Please respect copyright.PENANApZouFElkff
(awake)474Please respect copyright.PENANA0TtmdiT5xU
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his474Please respect copyright.PENANAgQbMgAlQit
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the474Please respect copyright.PENANAu5kbEE9jQb
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is474Please respect copyright.PENANA1e6LeweOi4
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANA2DZEpmaFE6
You still have a chance. Let go of474Please respect copyright.PENANAzn3R9jqUNp
my hand. If you allow my hand to474Please respect copyright.PENANAszgASRxHA0
come off of you, you will end up474Please respect copyright.PENANAAnSrr4Xq3A
just like your friend.474Please respect copyright.PENANATdf63uZj94
(tries to pry the hand off474Please respect copyright.PENANAPjTVbtI9GK
of his head)474Please respect copyright.PENANAkVkb8CG19d
It can't be. No. No. He's still474Please respect copyright.PENANAqILf74Pwuj
alive!474Please respect copyright.PENANA3gvL9kSdtB
(falls to his knees)474Please respect copyright.PENANActIJZYKYMj
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE474Please respect copyright.PENANAUEPRs3mg0h
(from a distance)474Please respect copyright.PENANAmzV0ut1RtR
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN474Please respect copyright.PENANAMIzfouiZkf
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the474Please respect copyright.PENANAzDDDE1wuIL
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN474Please respect copyright.PENANAxlONr9rTft
(beat)474Please respect copyright.PENANA0PNM90z3Qr
I can't get it. I can't pull it474Please respect copyright.PENANAClY2dvCRq7
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into474Please respect copyright.PENANAQfZj5hDRTG
the forest.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAI6Yge4BGue
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE474Please respect copyright.PENANA7BapzmI8Yh
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the474Please respect copyright.PENANA2RFQGUXN50
Batmobile.
BATMAN474Please respect copyright.PENANAuT5yWYg14D
(screams in pain)474Please respect copyright.PENANAWYQgQxkoFK
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into474Please respect copyright.PENANA9vJEvTDKFb
the forest.
BEATELAGE474Please respect copyright.PENANARN7ffAnYCB
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE474Please respect copyright.PENANAYmbYyV8pN1
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN474Please respect copyright.PENANApCqrB4VSOb
(is so weak he can barely474Please respect copyright.PENANAtIZZ2d6po3
stand)474Please respect copyright.PENANAsi2iGrl9eq
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into474Please respect copyright.PENANA0SfrhI3qu2
the forest.
BEATELAGE474Please respect copyright.PENANAtjrLkCkGKx
(passionate)474Please respect copyright.PENANAXBlTu6pwi2
Don't let them drag you off this474Please respect copyright.PENANAXm3l04gssU
beat.
BETELGEUSE 474Please respect copyright.PENANAiycy1efGqq
(peers at the Batman)474Please respect copyright.PENANAS1S7NWEFpz
Is that all? Do you really want to474Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ33ZCqUYN
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 474Please respect copyright.PENANAngaMcdN1Lb
(ashamed)474Please respect copyright.PENANAvkXa0HWQf7
Don't say it. Take a peek in the474Please respect copyright.PENANAkbNDC10NId
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,474Please respect copyright.PENANAE9bGuAabiI
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT474Please respect copyright.PENANARbKFhOnKhF