暑假,是一切的終結,亦是一切的開始。477Please respect copyright.PENANAstwzhPvMZ9
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子,開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。477Please respect copyright.PENANAXA1FSSY4u2
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踏入中學二年級,白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下,一同進入了數學精英班2A班。477Please respect copyright.PENANABDvP7cuUHe
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候,我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。477Please respect copyright.PENANAKwhlhCgUnw
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態,我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。477Please respect copyright.PENANAf3KXkFk2eV
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「咳咳!羽分,這個是我座位來的。」477Please respect copyright.PENANAUXdz0AgEQR
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際,白薯走到我的面前,揮手數下著我讓座。477Please respect copyright.PENANAm7lpZJqQIo
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「你的座位?477Please respect copyright.PENANAAcTXNrvBjQ
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎?我看不到喎!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAaEv3xuaUdK
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話,我或許真的是會讓座給他;477Please respect copyright.PENANAZ78KOPAsc1
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開,對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此,我自當然不會跟他客氣。477Please respect copyright.PENANAj3YgX134Bm
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞?」477Please respect copyright.PENANA0K49PHtSsA
聽到我的反駁後,白薯雙拳緊握,面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。477Please respect copyright.PENANAanj0qEY6H5
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「哼! 哼!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAEXYJtxCnDc
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此時,門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲,而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任,在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師,笑老師。477Please respect copyright.PENANA3TpnWwq1b3
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「同學們,請坐回自己的位置。」477Please respect copyright.PENANAEBfUrV5VZO
笑老師托了一下眼鏡,對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。477Please respect copyright.PENANAjxdac32bj0
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「嘖!羽分,你好自為之!」477Please respect copyright.PENANArJMGM7EpXG
眼見班主任就在眼前,白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後,隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。477Please respect copyright.PENANA0FBqhZ2Qh3
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「嘩!原來白薯是這樣差勁的!477Please respect copyright.PENANAvDkqtfgfpK
唉,俗語真的說得不錯,靚仔不是同性戀的,就是性格上有問題,唉....」477Please respect copyright.PENANAq00LlmoD8D
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁,搖頭嘆氣道。477Please respect copyright.PENANANiWgS3cXsQ
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢?477Please respect copyright.PENANAuwfBnPmCxl
你又不是同性戀,又不是性格上有問題,我並不是在責罵你哦!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAY5Kx7ua13h
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「.......」477Please respect copyright.PENANAit7SmrGp6J
這一刻,我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。477Please respect copyright.PENANAUiAnsGgIzL
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「大家知道嗎?477Please respect copyright.PENANAah9vyPb0zs
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAvxWokkrjMv
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後,突然煞有介事的板起臉口,右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。477Please respect copyright.PENANAUiFGx2eRIc
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇,一籌莫展的看著他,等待著他說出後續的說話。477Please respect copyright.PENANAE7VsPh3Ttb
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級,是患上中二病的高危時期呢!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAT1Y8pL49SY
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後,心裡沾沾自喜的模樣,露出燦爛的笑容起來。477Please respect copyright.PENANAhYiEM20yG6
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搞笑大王此話一出,班房死寂無聲,眾人一致地有著共識,擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。477Please respect copyright.PENANAVWFDQjViiv
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「唔...宏觀各個班房,還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好,同學們均專注地看著老師,沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動,不錯不錯!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAsQoUWgUnm2
無獨有偶,校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房,暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。477Please respect copyright.PENANAchJFQubWBT
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「好了,笑話就不多說了!477Please respect copyright.PENANAYLdzyxTdSH
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節,編排座位表!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAeefPnHj5Im
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣,鬼馬地伸出舌頭。477Please respect copyright.PENANAFOgbqZMpyf
「今年我們來點新意思!我會出一道IQ題,最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利!477Please respect copyright.PENANAot6WGg8TXi
名額只有一個,大家要舉手搶答呢!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAY9Jybqdb82
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嘩!嘩!嘩!477Please respect copyright.PENANACOn9ZdhBhz
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同,同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來,班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。477Please respect copyright.PENANAX9Gr353cPq
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏?」477Please respect copyright.PENANAE98kdrRSQi
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嗖!477Please respect copyright.PENANAEnfd1E4nKF
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秒速間,一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。477Please respect copyright.PENANA0Nw3g1PLsf
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「白薯同學。」477Please respect copyright.PENANA6pfPU4sLtU
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的,伸出右手示意白薯作答。477Please respect copyright.PENANAscSw48FKvM
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「電子,Electron,易叻藏!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAkzGSrBekYn
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。477Please respect copyright.PENANAa88b8HMO3s
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「正解!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAQchIZu6iNh
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來,點頭道。477Please respect copyright.PENANAb9BmHG1cVC
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份,以物理的角度作出急速思考,這白薯果然並不簡單。」477Please respect copyright.PENANA0XKROXfd80
白薯快而準的回應,真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。477Please respect copyright.PENANAiCZXwWlQ2l
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「笑老師,我有一個請求,若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利,你會否批準呢?」477Please respect copyright.PENANAnXoZ4FE3Fy
白薯道。477Please respect copyright.PENANAheGdU7ZY0l
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「嗯,可以呀,等價交換,非常合理,我批準!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAWO2Vv3W9Br
笑老師思索了一會後,表示接納白薯的請求。477Please respect copyright.PENANAombXgRJC8F
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「那麼,我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAM833qtjRRD
白薯向後瞄了我一眼,亮出勝利者的笑容。477Please respect copyright.PENANAmgsmrUTeAQ
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「甚麼!?」477Please respect copyright.PENANAI9nZ7aKbO6
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單,竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中;477Please respect copyright.PENANA9tdX0l0rJc
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作,更要在每個星期遞交班日記,記錄班裡的日常狀況。477Please respect copyright.PENANAuoKCUfhryY
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功,完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。477Please respect copyright.PENANAobYUvX0b0x
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「好!就這樣決定吧!477Please respect copyright.PENANATEC1xOp1Qe
羽分同學,笑老師現在給你一個機會,讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧!」477Please respect copyright.PENANA1qzCO6QxYI
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!?477Please respect copyright.PENANAiR2YiKwyQe
否極泰來!477Please respect copyright.PENANAEVWfGGjkbL
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飛雲,機會來了!477Please respect copyright.PENANAn6R1Bju8cI
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話,那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會,一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時,亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。477Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZR6m7C7bg
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白薯,你做得很好,這助攻做得非常漂亮!477Please respect copyright.PENANAGeKI5BnDqS
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候,我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。477Please respect copyright.PENANANKp131Tf7a
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話,那會否過於唐突,套路太過明顯呢?477Please respect copyright.PENANAUV1GUHZUhD
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更甚的是,班裡一定會傳出謠言,到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬,得不償失。477Please respect copyright.PENANAoeRJcEtUxf
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭,高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來!477Please respect copyright.PENANApOprqpDVEq
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「或者,我跟笑老師同一做法,出一道IQ題讓大家估一下,誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧!477Please respect copyright.PENANARu4wEuQKSQ
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢?」477Please respect copyright.PENANAWd1hTehB2i
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燕子,答案是燕子!燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係,大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。477Please respect copyright.PENANANlCaKzSLMk
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐,對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多,她一定懂得回答這道問題。477Please respect copyright.PENANAi4QhCvZzrK
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話,她必定會舉手作出回答。反之,她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案!477Please respect copyright.PENANAJj8zrN325d
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我這個IQ題的做法,瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上;477Please respect copyright.PENANASmHJoul9Nu
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好,但若果她不願意主動回答的話,事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。477Please respect copyright.PENANAszNhFm8eeh
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嗖!477Please respect copyright.PENANAxnuvsJAn7k
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗!477Please respect copyright.PENANAme9qtGRT6n
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實在是過於喜出望外,冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來! 477Please respect copyright.PENANANfxFDYtaR8
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這一刻,我的心跳瘋狂地加速,連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。477Please respect copyright.PENANAczYDh2mbqs
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「唔,髮璇同學舉手較為快,髮璇同學!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAHGiQ9H4XBm
笑老師伸出左手,指向坐在我旁邊的髮璇。477Please respect copyright.PENANAQCpgQkJIiK
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「飛蛾!飛蛾怕凍的關係,所以飛蛾撲火!」477Please respect copyright.PENANAkdd2GlZ3wj
髮璇作出響亮的回應。477Please respect copyright.PENANAlIkXfECLKb