Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student163Please respect copyright.PENANAmZpGljQeJC
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer163Please respect copyright.PENANAnJWfFPcBG8
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student163Please respect copyright.PENANAaiZ7IchSAA
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1163Please respect copyright.PENANAaozEgL87pG
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.163Please respect copyright.PENANA4FeeXRj2fG
*draws a dead person*163Please respect copyright.PENANAv0CIVGa9yc
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"163Please respect copyright.PENANAqwB1ybGUiV
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 163Please respect copyright.PENANArovsxzfQ7D
Cycling? [Silence]163Please respect copyright.PENANAaJuQ7vRvgJ
Breathe? [Silence]"163Please respect copyright.PENANAYHoi9Wa9vE
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"163Please respect copyright.PENANA3P7fhoVvB1
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?163Please respect copyright.PENANA8EtSDDMhcE
Yes? Yeah, good answer.163Please respect copyright.PENANAO6oU88LUG8
Liar."163Please respect copyright.PENANAPe9OueEy56
*circles Algebra*163Please respect copyright.PENANA1NkWWLtsvf
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."163Please respect copyright.PENANAuKGpCJ0jDM
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."163Please respect copyright.PENANA8jGzkxH7ug
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 163Please respect copyright.PENANAZHqK6eKOz3
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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