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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks475Please respect copyright.PENANAuk1J0vBtWC
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead475Please respect copyright.PENANAVO2wtaGa44
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air475Please respect copyright.PENANAn4eN2vm8cL
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.475Please respect copyright.PENANAmiMaLkhb43
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead475Please respect copyright.PENANAW8J9CB4O2G
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a475Please respect copyright.PENANA4m4SFsfuus
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old475Please respect copyright.PENANAf4UdyGM73x
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,475Please respect copyright.PENANA5bfShFOFkT
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry475Please respect copyright.PENANA1VcpZCBQ6s
voice:
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAqJUeWsWn93
Who are you? Are you bard? I just475Please respect copyright.PENANA9IxuU38AoC
found my dead sex slaves, and now475Please respect copyright.PENANA78s9KX85ju
you're crawling up, disturbing my475Please respect copyright.PENANAcSxniS9wX3
ritual.
BARD475Please respect copyright.PENANApUD5Tgev5D
And so you brought your flesh dildo475Please respect copyright.PENANAQgscxcSMOZ
too?
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAW3rymqxrqA
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD475Please respect copyright.PENANAlfHrwEjFxi
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAukERBobofz
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and475Please respect copyright.PENANA61baSgvECK
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANA7W91mXceb4
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna475Please respect copyright.PENANAKlDVsy2uXu
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the475Please respect copyright.PENANAH1qZCCBz3j
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.475Please respect copyright.PENANAkeNwEtgiED
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard475Please respect copyright.PENANAPMG6B95ftC
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The475Please respect copyright.PENANAqeSO5GAFDN
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON475Please respect copyright.PENANALrrWDYd4S8
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAqCP3cYC4e2
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your475Please respect copyright.PENANAUXlHeUs1uf
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a475Please respect copyright.PENANACNL7hoDFdb
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping475Please respect copyright.PENANA8luXG0DcD7
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up475Please respect copyright.PENANAiC2hCFXFub
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish475Please respect copyright.PENANAhwxJWpiqQJ
their plans.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANApxe0vJLgLT
(to Bard)475Please respect copyright.PENANAPlfTime2an
See what you did? You set me up.475Please respect copyright.PENANAp00Dj17lom
You didn't tell me that I'd have to475Please respect copyright.PENANAccgNAs42R4
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd475Please respect copyright.PENANAhKBqZPIDXH
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which475Please respect copyright.PENANANoegI5IQ0D
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's475Please respect copyright.PENANAIzpZnDDhOQ
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears475Please respect copyright.PENANAsk5IYeQ77L
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.475Please respect copyright.PENANAg8eDDSA4Wl
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD475Please respect copyright.PENANA45m663Js26
(offscreen)475Please respect copyright.PENANAV8TUzNn8KA
You assholes. You can't catch a475Please respect copyright.PENANApWUJjemGsg
ghost.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAlLMOt0wr1f
You fuckers. You put me in a475Please respect copyright.PENANAz7g1gR5X1D
vulnerable position when I was sure475Please respect copyright.PENANALhnYuT2Ujw
the Batman would be here. Now475Please respect copyright.PENANAXMBthwPX9x
you're all gonna get what's coming475Please respect copyright.PENANAnfW4DEC8R8
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins475Please respect copyright.PENANADouBigQKQa
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall475Please respect copyright.PENANA01OP9K2EIe
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks475Please respect copyright.PENANA37L8zBTLTX
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder475Please respect copyright.PENANANpbCKi3qoU
blades.
BATMAN475Please respect copyright.PENANAOBjWKe9HQm
(concious)475Please respect copyright.PENANAdNgmukCvqz
What are you gonna do to me? I475Please respect copyright.PENANA6komN9yCCU
think you've committed murder, so475Please respect copyright.PENANAnrEssbVGXQ
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the475Please respect copyright.PENANALSJU0VZ9c3
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his475Please respect copyright.PENANAoNtkC7KzXd
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE475Please respect copyright.PENANAAoKp5IEnj0
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do475Please respect copyright.PENANAT0peAxFJUK
this.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAGm2vkLxQSS
I'm going to finish him!475Please respect copyright.PENANA45c7gNAm8h
Constantine, I'm going to finish475Please respect copyright.PENANAX4XcF5CIjF
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked475Please respect copyright.PENANAv5pLXGnVMu
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER475Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1k9lhz4sg
(holds up his arm in475Please respect copyright.PENANAapgSdDOfvA
protest)475Please respect copyright.PENANAWnYsWNU0Ul
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He475Please respect copyright.PENANAs6P3yeUJOB
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with475Please respect copyright.PENANADebrvQEAOV
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's475Please respect copyright.PENANA8G5C8XkWhp
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.475Please respect copyright.PENANA8pBANp4FwL
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAdgraFULTEG
He was mine, and I stole him from475Please respect copyright.PENANAGRDB7Kou1S
you. He was my revenge. Now you475Please respect copyright.PENANASCISFyMuOZ
will pay for your disobedience. He475Please respect copyright.PENANAKIAjXeNXO8
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is475Please respect copyright.PENANANXtJ5Nch9y
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he475Please respect copyright.PENANAdnm4vXGaqP
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then475Please respect copyright.PENANAS933Rd3tXE
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN475Please respect copyright.PENANARVymYRobHk
(awake)475Please respect copyright.PENANAh06GbWXhSv
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his475Please respect copyright.PENANAqIGQllv4lp
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the475Please respect copyright.PENANAXiII7FbRS3
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is475Please respect copyright.PENANAOHz0d5WMTx
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAzAIu3dcLd4
You still have a chance. Let go of475Please respect copyright.PENANAgyYh6TTvKR
my hand. If you allow my hand to475Please respect copyright.PENANAaoJTGHRk9F
come off of you, you will end up475Please respect copyright.PENANAOuAXwouHRK
just like your friend.475Please respect copyright.PENANA3vUUv0fInm
(tries to pry the hand off475Please respect copyright.PENANA7TYHiyIQKm
of his head)475Please respect copyright.PENANAn94mG7CCug
It can't be. No. No. He's still475Please respect copyright.PENANAIqwyqaYllO
alive!475Please respect copyright.PENANA9CmyY43W3i
(falls to his knees)475Please respect copyright.PENANAGv4s25XMlP
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE475Please respect copyright.PENANAxtKHN3c1Et
(from a distance)475Please respect copyright.PENANAa3cqGrZpUd
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN475Please respect copyright.PENANAG6kBK7otDC
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the475Please respect copyright.PENANAl48W9RzPfD
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN475Please respect copyright.PENANAhho2xxiYOn
(beat)475Please respect copyright.PENANAHxqA1AhboN
I can't get it. I can't pull it475Please respect copyright.PENANAhdeAxSjxAD
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into475Please respect copyright.PENANA6U4ufalSKe
the forest.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAziR0EWkAJq
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE475Please respect copyright.PENANApGOtV0n8p2
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the475Please respect copyright.PENANADq1W8h4HFF
Batmobile.
BATMAN475Please respect copyright.PENANAIgXA8T434D
(screams in pain)475Please respect copyright.PENANAew8XRhyd9S
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into475Please respect copyright.PENANAKsnCo3qf9R
the forest.
BEATELAGE475Please respect copyright.PENANA3lOT2UfKoZ
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE475Please respect copyright.PENANAdAU5KkZ1G0
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN475Please respect copyright.PENANAC9uO2Eh9Va
(is so weak he can barely475Please respect copyright.PENANADDBC1y4DAw
stand)475Please respect copyright.PENANAhdPGvJx7cz
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into475Please respect copyright.PENANA6Bwmj41yWu
the forest.
BEATELAGE475Please respect copyright.PENANARHPqPERySh
(passionate)475Please respect copyright.PENANAuwn9nozyai
Don't let them drag you off this475Please respect copyright.PENANAHX7gM5FbWZ
beat.
BETELGEUSE 475Please respect copyright.PENANAqu1SvgLh1i
(peers at the Batman)475Please respect copyright.PENANAIamru1pwtg
Is that all? Do you really want to475Please respect copyright.PENANA8E0z4ErTxF
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 475Please respect copyright.PENANAGo64wvK5Qh
(ashamed)475Please respect copyright.PENANALn9bN3rJdw
Don't say it. Take a peek in the475Please respect copyright.PENANAeiTIQlZbiU
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,475Please respect copyright.PENANAaK6zfv6TPB
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT475Please respect copyright.PENANApojySo6tTf