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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks491Please respect copyright.PENANAcyYNqsDqst
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead491Please respect copyright.PENANAbAXYf8ooAa
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air491Please respect copyright.PENANAeylNICojt9
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.491Please respect copyright.PENANADMjxrJOguy
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead491Please respect copyright.PENANASw423paY2a
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a491Please respect copyright.PENANABN9DiQxFqO
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old491Please respect copyright.PENANAL6EQLm4bzU
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,491Please respect copyright.PENANADHPxsxE9SZ
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry491Please respect copyright.PENANAlJF4eQlJgp
voice:
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAp6JN34r933
Who are you? Are you bard? I just491Please respect copyright.PENANAsTWsDbn2Nt
found my dead sex slaves, and now491Please respect copyright.PENANAO56TWX0DH0
you're crawling up, disturbing my491Please respect copyright.PENANAJBwf5Vgr9W
ritual.
BARD491Please respect copyright.PENANAheN7qZRrQZ
And so you brought your flesh dildo491Please respect copyright.PENANA11badq9mNq
too?
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAjc3Iorennz
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD491Please respect copyright.PENANAwAJMtskX42
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANACDbHeuZ4Rt
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and491Please respect copyright.PENANA3Yi7W5y2Yv
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANA0V3H2swWuS
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna491Please respect copyright.PENANAG2D7Q4SqBS
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the491Please respect copyright.PENANALGksdZp1Oi
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.491Please respect copyright.PENANA1z9dFPSFwS
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard491Please respect copyright.PENANAj3KHjAVVxM
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The491Please respect copyright.PENANAqHXI5GqW2Y
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON491Please respect copyright.PENANAVeB4jwf6iL
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANArhqMNv8QXJ
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your491Please respect copyright.PENANAwiFhnLH9yU
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a491Please respect copyright.PENANACLd9WGLBqK
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping491Please respect copyright.PENANABMCiDaSOPb
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up491Please respect copyright.PENANAswK77ApzlD
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish491Please respect copyright.PENANAWe3FyrnLZE
their plans.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANApWF6wjWO8D
(to Bard)491Please respect copyright.PENANAHNr93msDLu
See what you did? You set me up.491Please respect copyright.PENANA2HnTrfYSrK
You didn't tell me that I'd have to491Please respect copyright.PENANAaPWSQbY7p2
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd491Please respect copyright.PENANAtIFiPFqMQg
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which491Please respect copyright.PENANAIAYjIASyyI
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's491Please respect copyright.PENANA0oqKM9zWt5
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears491Please respect copyright.PENANAkelu6iVC5e
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.491Please respect copyright.PENANAu6U5NCrtMA
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD491Please respect copyright.PENANAwFP17E9xWf
(offscreen)491Please respect copyright.PENANAAq4uQFjb9A
You assholes. You can't catch a491Please respect copyright.PENANAvkRhw6S8bV
ghost.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAY7ZHjPSDoM
You fuckers. You put me in a491Please respect copyright.PENANAUsUua47mVG
vulnerable position when I was sure491Please respect copyright.PENANAAnRRyHwurf
the Batman would be here. Now491Please respect copyright.PENANAWpxyyn2uGh
you're all gonna get what's coming491Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ9WAjeZUK
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins491Please respect copyright.PENANA3Zslcf4sDY
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall491Please respect copyright.PENANACWH6n0WKa7
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks491Please respect copyright.PENANAtrXPNeNIG3
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder491Please respect copyright.PENANAXlH0D33HE8
blades.
BATMAN491Please respect copyright.PENANAtdiadgGKC0
(concious)491Please respect copyright.PENANAHIIOPsmDQJ
What are you gonna do to me? I491Please respect copyright.PENANAAvnZyTPZ79
think you've committed murder, so491Please respect copyright.PENANA8S2mzudXZG
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the491Please respect copyright.PENANAaf8VsAWINd
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his491Please respect copyright.PENANADIq7Yujyee
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE491Please respect copyright.PENANAz1p1jNqwOW
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do491Please respect copyright.PENANAfXATpbbQWS
this.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAF3lkAsKEaB
I'm going to finish him!491Please respect copyright.PENANAoHhI2B5mFb
Constantine, I'm going to finish491Please respect copyright.PENANAZG4oV9jHk9
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked491Please respect copyright.PENANAX62CfnuwJA
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER491Please respect copyright.PENANAK492e5HccF
(holds up his arm in491Please respect copyright.PENANAeZMcZwluYP
protest)491Please respect copyright.PENANAwdDJRHlt6F
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He491Please respect copyright.PENANAdGIerBmR91
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with491Please respect copyright.PENANAsYQ7CSOFkQ
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's491Please respect copyright.PENANAmf9lIReITo
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.491Please respect copyright.PENANAAJa0iIYZf2
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAlWc0vuv2M9
He was mine, and I stole him from491Please respect copyright.PENANAkF8RoBeMMW
you. He was my revenge. Now you491Please respect copyright.PENANAnqCBrKkvKO
will pay for your disobedience. He491Please respect copyright.PENANANQayzyzzZv
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is491Please respect copyright.PENANAytUOtbMaUb
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he491Please respect copyright.PENANA12Xm0yCZ4z
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then491Please respect copyright.PENANAKwQ9x8mRkn
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN491Please respect copyright.PENANAgiKEAdAZtn
(awake)491Please respect copyright.PENANA7x8pjubrMk
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his491Please respect copyright.PENANAbG9qq2huTo
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the491Please respect copyright.PENANAfPv2ANcaUp
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is491Please respect copyright.PENANAbPZzNd9OSc
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAGX9Bc4952f
You still have a chance. Let go of491Please respect copyright.PENANA2OT9Y9bPE0
my hand. If you allow my hand to491Please respect copyright.PENANATu7oN8SFXt
come off of you, you will end up491Please respect copyright.PENANAbgdSx6WDhB
just like your friend.491Please respect copyright.PENANACVuKl2wtEX
(tries to pry the hand off491Please respect copyright.PENANAk2G8SsatVL
of his head)491Please respect copyright.PENANAsX8KE9eYa3
It can't be. No. No. He's still491Please respect copyright.PENANA9MjMjyLRO1
alive!491Please respect copyright.PENANAB0ULFgNhWz
(falls to his knees)491Please respect copyright.PENANA46uyWQrsC1
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE491Please respect copyright.PENANA0BnoPhAP2E
(from a distance)491Please respect copyright.PENANAGWtBVmupdM
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN491Please respect copyright.PENANAMv6qbaSbHE
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the491Please respect copyright.PENANAQrt9pkfvC7
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN491Please respect copyright.PENANAMxUUEVMQJu
(beat)491Please respect copyright.PENANAeueXjC5rBd
I can't get it. I can't pull it491Please respect copyright.PENANA7zOUdcYfE4
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into491Please respect copyright.PENANAkiZg0k1dkR
the forest.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAnU3nZv3Tgx
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE491Please respect copyright.PENANATgkQ9riBcH
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the491Please respect copyright.PENANAXMBEMEcOzt
Batmobile.
BATMAN491Please respect copyright.PENANAnv3lJjnzbe
(screams in pain)491Please respect copyright.PENANAP2LHa3l9cd
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into491Please respect copyright.PENANAJu4OOgixHx
the forest.
BEATELAGE491Please respect copyright.PENANAeqAKIHaHFB
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE491Please respect copyright.PENANAGmfCu0vVbC
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN491Please respect copyright.PENANAivzlOk37dc
(is so weak he can barely491Please respect copyright.PENANAuvfxlmWkJa
stand)491Please respect copyright.PENANAjKWLiZqVmk
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into491Please respect copyright.PENANARP6tlrwGTi
the forest.
BEATELAGE491Please respect copyright.PENANA7ylibqxpWy
(passionate)491Please respect copyright.PENANAFoovLHgZk9
Don't let them drag you off this491Please respect copyright.PENANA6d6HqWxWYE
beat.
BETELGEUSE 491Please respect copyright.PENANAkOM3cDtS2F
(peers at the Batman)491Please respect copyright.PENANAukyC1ozcwI
Is that all? Do you really want to491Please respect copyright.PENANA7CDrPcaFX4
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 491Please respect copyright.PENANAs3ijHrbIUm
(ashamed)491Please respect copyright.PENANAx3N16fUw1m
Don't say it. Take a peek in the491Please respect copyright.PENANAmLxsQDj8pD
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,491Please respect copyright.PENANAihuejmgQWp
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT491Please respect copyright.PENANAdy4uWIA04A