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    凌曉潔
    凌曉潔
    我是凌曉潔,就是「林小姐」,和大家一樣是個說故事的人。

    舉頭望明月,低頭寫故事。
    孤舟簑笠翁,獨自寫故事。
    慈母手中線,遊子寫故事。
    故人具雞黍,邀我寫故事。
    待到重陽日,還來寫故事。
    少壯不努力,老大寫故事。
    採菊東籬下,悠然寫故事。
    洛陽親友如相問,就說我在寫故事。
    姑蘇城外寒山寺,夜半還在寫故事。
    清明時節雨紛紛,路上行人寫故事。
    借問酒家何處有,牧童叫我寫故事。
    勸君更進一杯酒,西出陽關寫故事。
    若非群玉山頭見,會向瑤台寫故事。
    借問漢宮誰得似,可憐飛燕寫故事。
    出師未捷身先死,長使英雄寫故事。
    垂死病中驚坐起,今天還沒寫故事。
    人生自古誰無死,來生繼續寫故事。
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#1
一、欺負小動物是不對的行為,學校沒教嗎?
37 Likes
357 Reads
25 Comments
#2
二、這麼偉大……不對,這麼可愛的小動物當然還是妳養比較適合
33 Likes
219 Reads
18 Comments
#3
三、我不夠漂亮?我不夠大隻?無禮的女人,睜大眼睛看清楚!
29 Likes
181 Reads
32 Comments
#4
四、所以才會發狠來到這個什麼東西都很難吃的城市
26 Likes
155 Reads
22 Comments
#5
五、有什麼不好,麥當勞已經是我們城市公認的美食!
25 Likes
122 Reads
12 Comments
#6
六、量入為出、精打細算是小資族的驕傲,也是小資族的悲哀。
26 Likes
114 Reads
24 Comments
#7
七、在千年狐妖面前,誰都得是小妹妹。
25 Likes
91 Reads
26 Comments
#8
八、想睡橋下?
24 Likes
112 Reads
17 Comments
#9
九、這世上明明還有比工作更美好、更值得追求的事,那就是快樂。
24 Likes
94 Reads
10 Comments
#10
十、妳沒鬧鐘還是昨天中共打到妳家裡了?準時上班有什麼難?
22 Likes
103 Reads
28 Comments
#11
十一、你一隻臭狐狸怎麼知道上網購物!
18 Likes
106 Reads
16 Comments
#12
十二、你敢害我活不過這個月我就敢拉你一起去跳頭前溪!
19 Likes
84 Reads
12 Comments
#13
十三、所以不是玩玩,是認真的啊!
19 Likes
72 Reads
6 Comments
#14
十四、這說詞聽著簡直就像詐騙集團騙人去緬甸掏心掏肺的話術一樣。
18 Likes
81 Reads
8 Comments
#15
十五、別擔心,看我表演就對了。
18 Likes
81 Reads
12 Comments
#16
十六、不了,都讓妳刮,我只要欣賞妳待會臉上的表情就好。
18 Likes
73 Reads
8 Comments
#17
十七、臭狐狸你完了,敢提走我的福分,我就敢剝了你做狐皮大衣!
19 Likes
87 Reads
14 Comments
#18
十八、我沒有,小旭,我害誰也不會害妳。
19 Likes
88 Reads
8 Comments
#19
十九、為良哥和大通是一對?
18 Likes
108 Reads
4 Comments
#20
二十、……為什麼今天要來這裡吃燒肉啊!
18 Likes
117 Reads
14 Comments
#21
二十一、一口就好,只是舔一口或輕輕咬一口沒有關係對吧?
17 Likes
89 Reads
16 Comments
#22
二十二、……那好吧,雞排要辣要切哦。
17 Likes
73 Reads
23 Comments
#23
二十三、老子不是狗,是狐仙大人!
16 Likes
71 Reads
12 Comments
#24
二十四、笨蛋法鬥,這種事怎能在狐仙大人面前講呢!真沒禮貌!
15 Likes
76 Reads
19 Comments
#25
二十五、堂堂狐仙的快樂還不如一隻狗?
16 Likes
61 Reads
6 Comments
#26
二十六、我堂堂狐仙天生俊朗,才不須要外加的雕琢。
15 Likes
61 Reads
9 Comments
#27
二十七、重點是背景音樂啊。
14 Likes
55 Reads
17 Comments
#28
二十八、……早就在一起了啦!
13 Likes
94 Reads
4 Comments
#29
二十九、只要你乖乖聽話,我也不會虧待你的。
13 Likes
55 Reads
13 Comments
#30
三十、這麼小一隻狗到底哪來這樣的勇氣?梁靜茹給的?
13 Likes
53 Reads
14 Comments
#31
三十一、對,就你最特別!
13 Likes
56 Reads
10 Comments
#32
三十二、你懂什麼,這叫做胖虎定律啦。
13 Likes
60 Reads
6 Comments
#33
三十三、這可惡的色狗,根本是醉翁之意不在酒!
12 Likes
74 Reads
6 Comments
#34
三十四、觸手輕軟的皮毛繞在她指間,也纏在她心上。
12 Likes
58 Reads
6 Comments
#35
三十五、……這就是情緒勒索了啊喂!
13 Likes
62 Reads
10 Comments
#36
三十六、我們人類和狐狸不同,早就沒有什麼一生一世一雙人的幻想了。
13 Likes
71 Reads
10 Comments
#37
三十七、曾祖母、父母……她已經被突然拋下兩次了。
11 Likes
45 Reads
6 Comments
#38
三十八、周先生是退休嗎,他到底幾歲啊?
11 Likes
43 Reads
17 Comments
#39
三十九、得!顯然月光和德智哥的事已經人盡皆知。
9 Likes
38 Reads
12 Comments
#40
四十、只要你們是彼此「對的人」,沒有什麼可以擋住你們牽手前進的。
11 Likes
36 Reads
4 Comments
#41
四十一、唯一能慶幸的只有公寓隔音設備很好,應該不會吵到其他棟的鄰居。
9 Likes
31 Reads
4 Comments
#42
四十二、……老弟你都堂堂千年狐仙了,還會被風吹到頭暈?
7 Likes
34 Reads
4 Comments
#43
四十三、我覺得最近可能有人要對小旭不利。
8 Likes
22 Reads
2 Comments
#44
四十四、除了死亡,沒有什麼能再把你們分開。
7 Likes
36 Reads
8 Comments
#45
四十五、那有什麼問題,真考上了我請大家吃燒肉!
8 Likes
28 Reads
7 Comments
#46
四十六、我們老大要見妳。
6 Likes
28 Reads
2 Comments
#47
四十七、從前的自己眼光到底該有多差才會被這人迷到神魂顛倒?
6 Likes
27 Reads
5 Comments
#48
四十八、我沒有這種神經病男朋友!
6 Likes
22 Reads
12 Comments
#49
四十九、我堂堂狐仙呢,哪能幹裝病這種丟臉的事?
6 Likes
19 Reads
8 Comments
#50
五十、啊,誰來關心我這可憐的狐仙呢……
6 Likes
17 Reads
5 Comments
#51
五十一、她突然覺得世間一切的美好都盛進了那雙眼睛裡。
2 Likes
8 Reads
0 Comments
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五十二、難道你想傷害我?傷害我這個兩天後能幫助小旭順利考到執照的偉大小狗?
Scheduled: 2024-04-28 07:00

白雲旭懶得當面戳穿,只輕哼一聲:「反正這三個月你打工換宿,我就管吃管住,不會虧待你的,你也要知道感恩。」

古月黎聞言一揚眉:「我堂堂狐仙……」

「想睡橋下?」

「……自然是有恩必報,妳放心,家事都交給我,我最拿手了。」

一隻貪吃的千年狐狸精和他摳門的小資女飼主的故事。

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#1
一、欺負小動物是不對的行為,學校沒教嗎?
37 Likes
357 Reads
25 Comments
#2
二、這麼偉大……不對,這麼可愛的小動物當然還是妳養比較適合
33 Likes
219 Reads
18 Comments
#3
三、我不夠漂亮?我不夠大隻?無禮的女人,睜大眼睛看清楚!
29 Likes
181 Reads
32 Comments
#4
四、所以才會發狠來到這個什麼東西都很難吃的城市
26 Likes
155 Reads
22 Comments
#5
五、有什麼不好,麥當勞已經是我們城市公認的美食!
25 Likes
122 Reads
12 Comments
#6
六、量入為出、精打細算是小資族的驕傲,也是小資族的悲哀。
26 Likes
114 Reads
24 Comments
#7
七、在千年狐妖面前,誰都得是小妹妹。
25 Likes
91 Reads
26 Comments
#8
八、想睡橋下?
24 Likes
112 Reads
17 Comments
#9
九、這世上明明還有比工作更美好、更值得追求的事,那就是快樂。
24 Likes
94 Reads
10 Comments
#10
十、妳沒鬧鐘還是昨天中共打到妳家裡了?準時上班有什麼難?
22 Likes
103 Reads
28 Comments
#11
十一、你一隻臭狐狸怎麼知道上網購物!
18 Likes
106 Reads
16 Comments
#12
十二、你敢害我活不過這個月我就敢拉你一起去跳頭前溪!
19 Likes
84 Reads
12 Comments
#13
十三、所以不是玩玩,是認真的啊!
19 Likes
72 Reads
6 Comments
#14
十四、這說詞聽著簡直就像詐騙集團騙人去緬甸掏心掏肺的話術一樣。
18 Likes
81 Reads
8 Comments
#15
十五、別擔心,看我表演就對了。
18 Likes
81 Reads
12 Comments
#16
十六、不了,都讓妳刮,我只要欣賞妳待會臉上的表情就好。
18 Likes
73 Reads
8 Comments
#17
十七、臭狐狸你完了,敢提走我的福分,我就敢剝了你做狐皮大衣!
19 Likes
87 Reads
14 Comments
#18
十八、我沒有,小旭,我害誰也不會害妳。
19 Likes
88 Reads
8 Comments
#19
十九、為良哥和大通是一對?
18 Likes
108 Reads
4 Comments
#20
二十、……為什麼今天要來這裡吃燒肉啊!
18 Likes
117 Reads
14 Comments
#21
二十一、一口就好,只是舔一口或輕輕咬一口沒有關係對吧?
17 Likes
89 Reads
16 Comments
#22
二十二、……那好吧,雞排要辣要切哦。
17 Likes
73 Reads
23 Comments
#23
二十三、老子不是狗,是狐仙大人!
16 Likes
71 Reads
12 Comments
#24
二十四、笨蛋法鬥,這種事怎能在狐仙大人面前講呢!真沒禮貌!
15 Likes
76 Reads
19 Comments
#25
二十五、堂堂狐仙的快樂還不如一隻狗?
16 Likes
61 Reads
6 Comments
#26
二十六、我堂堂狐仙天生俊朗,才不須要外加的雕琢。
15 Likes
61 Reads
9 Comments
#27
二十七、重點是背景音樂啊。
14 Likes
55 Reads
17 Comments
#28
二十八、……早就在一起了啦!
13 Likes
94 Reads
4 Comments
#29
二十九、只要你乖乖聽話,我也不會虧待你的。
13 Likes
55 Reads
13 Comments
#30
三十、這麼小一隻狗到底哪來這樣的勇氣?梁靜茹給的?
13 Likes
53 Reads
14 Comments
#31
三十一、對,就你最特別!
13 Likes
56 Reads
10 Comments
#32
三十二、你懂什麼,這叫做胖虎定律啦。
13 Likes
60 Reads
6 Comments
#33
三十三、這可惡的色狗,根本是醉翁之意不在酒!
12 Likes
74 Reads
6 Comments
#34
三十四、觸手輕軟的皮毛繞在她指間,也纏在她心上。
12 Likes
58 Reads
6 Comments
#35
三十五、……這就是情緒勒索了啊喂!
13 Likes
62 Reads
10 Comments
#36
三十六、我們人類和狐狸不同,早就沒有什麼一生一世一雙人的幻想了。
13 Likes
71 Reads
10 Comments
#37
三十七、曾祖母、父母……她已經被突然拋下兩次了。
11 Likes
45 Reads
6 Comments
#38
三十八、周先生是退休嗎,他到底幾歲啊?
11 Likes
43 Reads
17 Comments
#39
三十九、得!顯然月光和德智哥的事已經人盡皆知。
9 Likes
38 Reads
12 Comments
#40
四十、只要你們是彼此「對的人」,沒有什麼可以擋住你們牽手前進的。
11 Likes
36 Reads
4 Comments
#41
四十一、唯一能慶幸的只有公寓隔音設備很好,應該不會吵到其他棟的鄰居。
9 Likes
31 Reads
4 Comments
#42
四十二、……老弟你都堂堂千年狐仙了,還會被風吹到頭暈?
7 Likes
34 Reads
4 Comments
#43
四十三、我覺得最近可能有人要對小旭不利。
8 Likes
22 Reads
2 Comments
#44
四十四、除了死亡,沒有什麼能再把你們分開。
7 Likes
36 Reads
8 Comments
#45
四十五、那有什麼問題,真考上了我請大家吃燒肉!
8 Likes
28 Reads
7 Comments
#46
四十六、我們老大要見妳。
6 Likes
28 Reads
2 Comments
#47
四十七、從前的自己眼光到底該有多差才會被這人迷到神魂顛倒?
6 Likes
27 Reads
5 Comments
#48
四十八、我沒有這種神經病男朋友!
6 Likes
22 Reads
12 Comments
#49
四十九、我堂堂狐仙呢,哪能幹裝病這種丟臉的事?
6 Likes
19 Reads
8 Comments
#50
五十、啊,誰來關心我這可憐的狐仙呢……
6 Likes
17 Reads
5 Comments
#51
五十一、她突然覺得世間一切的美好都盛進了那雙眼睛裡。
2 Likes
8 Reads
0 Comments
#
五十二、難道你想傷害我?傷害我這個兩天後能幫助小旭順利考到執照的偉大小狗?
Scheduled: 2024-04-28 07:00

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