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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqhHPZW4ND
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpy1FSvhAU
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJDq7Nt53E
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyz521VYCU
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GFGgHRTZa
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiJtuZS4q9
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYnVwpbNSm
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZRd533HNz
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7wRm9HwEm
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT9170KaUt
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3jm86V5MC
「肉，沒肉會死。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwHKUaloyl
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYfcjMuv0C
「沒什麼特別的。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eVidlAyE7
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15MwJvVQW2
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT2WJlZxt8
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs47o8FAJr
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViqfD8mF74
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTdTEMU7j2
「睡覺。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WjuYWfLPw
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncZwHJfeCm
「手機、鑰匙。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetcFVv8IEV
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwDstq1Ek7
「他們，能力的意思。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HBJbvysvN
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvSOCizer1
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJxDSOurNw
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvcTJt6aPe
「沒有。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg3RJbOpXx
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOrH8I4Hej
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdaB5NUuZo
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uTuATzAkk
「……不知道。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vwhEyZps3
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jEIj1TD2B
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUMywnx4TF
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31dCCydeID
「被機器包圍的感覺。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcRqGuiZ7I
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJbhhk13n4
「……拒答。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFGSw1TWcW
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMujEK8j2K
「沒有。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sueoarutf
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yjI6aezZ5
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12XPMZH81r
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASpWQsxhMX
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3hbjqyNww
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXeHujpFZ2
「好煩。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8jNSrBoR2
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7u0kYzjFv
「你覺得呢？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws3B3paIhx
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEsp6LjiSV
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQew1mgmZ9Q
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnBEH5WlBN
「現在……還可以吧。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFXICwqPvp
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vEng6t7uB
「算有吧。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2ZdRr82sP
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvlD9TLJbS
「拒答。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTZYCx34eh
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3Wo8Kccaw
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5L26NhCe9
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGQvIuDxye
「沒有。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCrQjcO9YR
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二、私心惡搞篇224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7Q2XwCSXr
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6K9BJhxie
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV5lkGjvf1
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7HK9osnpA
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmy2RMegr4
「好像沒有。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt0Y4tb4Pd
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDLEnepTbW
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEX5lNgkgR
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TGM7KOvPE
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn9fZ09sFH
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUw8rAl7Gf
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9s2S3yWMj
「不知道。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgoZVkvCCy
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CwuBBwcdB
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZRhxxhc4m
「哈？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFjyNHZ6BF
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe58fHfFhTc
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1Zjaf1LaV
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclZa6uYVRb
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPe0iDF0wm
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma7v3FyqmR
「……」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlpIa7FK3Y
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePxHLobTUf
「還不把他揍醒？」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhSlvzCu0L
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7pr5Prg4Z
「不知道。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK9tfrkypX
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6k4RbFyB4
「沒有。」224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLHZFfLVgM
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRrkX3fv1c
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
